# Don't bother to read this, unless you're Satan. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104 "2000-01-24T23:12:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/1 "2000-01-24T23:12:00Z")
I hereby nominate Satan for Favorit Poster. Now give me the money. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/2 "2000-01-24T23:16:00Z")
Favorite. Favorite. _Favorite._ I know how to spell. Sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/3 "2000-01-25T02:41:00Z")
If Satan’s buying votes, mine’s for sale! What’s the going rate, anyway? * * * Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/4 "2000-01-25T19:36:00Z")
This is really more of a MPSIMS kinda thing . … so that’s where it’s going. your humble TubaDiva Administrator The Straight Dope ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/5 "2000-01-25T20:13:00Z")
Sani… its really favourite * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/6 "2000-01-25T21:20:00Z")
Ahem… in current accepted Internet usage, the word is “fave”. And don’t any of you peeps try to tell me otherwise. * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/7 "2000-01-25T23:40:00Z")
Thats great, now he has about 2.46913580246913580246913580246914e-4 of the vote. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/8 "2000-01-26T00:38:00Z")
I’ll vote for Satan as the most popular poster on the LBMB. But he has to cook me dinner. * * * The trouble with Sir Launcelot is by the time he comes riding up, you’ve already married King Arthur. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/9 "2000-01-26T19:41:00Z")
agisofia: If Satan is ever voted favorite posteer at LBMB, there will certainly be some cooking, but it ain’t dinner… * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/10 "2000-01-26T19:47:00Z")
## Just to let you know… I didn’t read this thread! -Frankie Lack of charisma can be fatal ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/11 "2000-01-26T19:56:00Z")
I’d vote for Brian, but after all, he DID cancel his whirlwind tour of the US! * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/13104/12 "2000-01-26T20:44:00Z")
I’m still waiting for the _first_ dollar Satan promised me! 😉