# Don't bother to read this, unless you're Satan.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/623>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [January 24, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/623 "2000-01-24T23:12:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/623/1 "2000-01-24T23:12:00Z")

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I hereby nominate Satan for Favorit Poster.

Now give me the money.

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/623/2 "2000-01-24T23:16:00Z")

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Favorite. Favorite. _Favorite._

I know how to spell. Sometimes.

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**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/623/3 "2000-01-25T02:41:00Z")

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If Satan’s buying votes, mine’s for sale!

What’s the going rate, anyway?

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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. - Mark Twain

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bother-to-read-this-unless-youre-satan/623/4 "2000-01-25T19:36:00Z")

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This is really more of a MPSIMS kinda thing . … so that’s where it’s going.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator  
The Straight Dope