# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/181 "2018-09-22T14:02:02Z")
How many four letter words rhyme with BUMP? Let’s see… dump, Gump, hump, jump, lump, pump, rump, sump. Not many. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2018, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/182 "2018-09-22T15:25:44Z")
Ever have a case of the mump? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/183 "2018-09-24T02:21:03Z")
Don’t mump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/184 "2018-09-24T03:27:43Z")
Sump! I like that word. But, otherwise ‘bump’. (Stump) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/185 "2018-09-24T07:40:23Z")
Sump pump! It’s a two-for-one bump. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/186 "2018-09-24T17:54:21Z")
Bump the sump pump; make it dump a lump on my rump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/187 "2018-09-24T19:43:45Z")
I got a yellow jacket sting on my arm this morning. You should see the ‘BUMP’ it’s crazy big. At least ping-pong ball size. Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/188 "2018-09-25T04:56:24Z")
\*I got a yellow jacket sting, and it hurts like the dickens, Bump City here we come, It’s swelling up bad; I hope I don’t sicken, Bump City here we come, Well, to get through this, I’ll need Novocaine, 'Cause dammit, don’t you know that I’m in pain! And we’re going to Bump City, 'cause it’s means more fun…\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2018, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/189 "2018-09-25T15:22:42Z")
Gump’s jumps bumps the sumps pumps; makes them dumps lumps on Trump’s rump’s humps. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/190 "2018-09-26T04:07:48Z")
I rode my bike today. I thought it would be a smooth ride, but I hit a few bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/191 "2018-09-26T04:37:49Z")
Four score and seven bumps ago… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/192 "2018-09-26T05:17:39Z")
Keep Calm and Bump on! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/193 "2018-09-26T05:35:51Z")
We shall bump on the beaches, we shall bump on the landing grounds, we shall bump in the fields and in the streets, we shall bump in the hills; we shall never surrender… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/194 "2018-09-26T13:38:16Z")
When in the course of Doper bumps… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/195 "2018-09-27T05:11:01Z")
I feel a slump, Nah, it’s a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/196 "2018-09-27T06:24:31Z")
John, by the grace of God, king of England, lord of Ireland, duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and count of Anjou, to the archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justiciars, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his bailiffs and faithful subjects, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/197 "2018-09-27T13:27:28Z")
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Which lead to a whole lot of bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/198 "2018-09-27T15:54:52Z")
I grow weary of the continual bumping of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/199 "2018-09-27T17:57:57Z")
The needs of many outweighs the needs of the bump… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/200 "2018-09-29T05:19:11Z")
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