# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 100
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1984 "2019-11-27T16:19:26Z")
No bump now, but I suspect I’ll have one after Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1985 "2019-11-27T20:10:56Z")
Gin a bumper meet a bumper Bumpin’ thro’ the rye Gin a bumper kiss a bumper Need a bumper cry? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1986 "2019-11-27T20:14:08Z")
Now this is number one, the fun has just begun Bump me over, lay me down, and do it again Bump me over in the clover Bump me over, lay me down, and do it again ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1987 "2019-11-27T20:54:49Z")
More bumpin’ snow today, and a helluva lot of it too. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2019, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1988 "2019-11-27T22:37:48Z")
Bumpin’ wind today. Everything’s bumping around horizontally. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1989 "2019-11-28T00:16:49Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > More bumpin’ snow today, and a helluva lot of it too. :mad: Had a bump of snow this am. Mostly gone by the time I got to work at 730. Thats plenty for me down here in the valley. I like lots and lots of snow in the higher elevations, makes the skiers happy which seems to lighten the mood generally around here during the winter and makes the farmers happy which also lightens the mood during the rest of the year ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1990 "2019-11-28T00:24:30Z")
Oh, I was looking for bumps in all the wrong places. No snow bumping here. Cooled off though. Happy bumpin’ Thanksgiving eve, y’all! What are you bumpin’ thankful for? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1991 "2019-11-28T08:37:37Z")
Happy Thanksgiving, bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1992 "2019-11-28T10:48:57Z")
Dearly beloved, We are all gathered here today To bump through this thing called life… A Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Highfiving alla yalls (And bring in the dog and put out the cat) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1993 "2019-11-28T18:14:00Z")
Why does the bumpin’ cat always get put out? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1994 "2019-11-28T18:30:05Z")
I dunno, cuz that’s how the song was written I guess (Don’t go thump. BUMPITY BUMP) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1995 "2019-11-28T18:39:52Z")
Bump. (:)) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2019, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1996 "2019-11-28T20:15:35Z")
Bumped to say Happy Thanksgiving to our American friends! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1997 "2019-11-29T04:22:02Z")
I did a few things today, but mostly I was a bump on a log. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1998 "2019-11-29T04:36:47Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > More bumpin’ snow today, and a helluva lot of it too. :mad: The bumpin’ snow has pretty much stopped falling. We’ve had, according to the TV news, nearly two feet of the stuff in the last two days. The wind has drifted it, so I have a three-foot drift on the back deck. Now, all we can do is dig ourselves out. Bumpin’ snow! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/1999 "2019-11-29T04:52:54Z")
Right after too much incredibly delicious turkey, stuffing and Silver Palate mashed potatoes, I couldn’t have bumped to save my soul. But I’m better now. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2000 "2019-11-29T04:53:08Z")
Bumpin’ snow indeed. Wow! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2001 "2019-11-29T05:49:45Z")
Bumpin’ snow! Hey **Spoons** , how 'bout you and me bump off to Hawaii till spring? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2002 "2019-11-29T05:54:53Z")
Bumped to say that that sounds pretty good about now, **Panache**. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2019, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2003 "2019-11-29T09:40:11Z")
We watched the dog show, which has become a tradition at the family manor, some english bulldog bumped best in show this year, sat down and ate, Big Sis and Niece have permanently taken upon themselves the mantle of Cooks Of Thanksgiving Dinner as this is the 3rd year in a row for them, and they are pretty good at it. As tradition in my family dictates, as the preparers of the feast, they get to choose after dining entertainment so this year we watched several episodes of… The Waltons. Big Sis wanted the younguns to see it for some reason. I had a strange moment in the middle of it. I had gone out to my car and when I came back in on the TV the Waltons were gathered round the radio listening in much the same fashion that my family was gathered round the tv watching. It was both funny and some how utterly fitting [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=99) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=101)