# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2044 "2019-12-02T00:34:52Z")
Well this bumpin bumps. Went to heat something in the microwave and the light starts throbbing and it sounds like there’s a major short inside it somewhere…time for a new one I guess ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2045 "2019-12-02T05:24:11Z")
Bumpin’ appliances. My fridge needs fixing. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2046 "2019-12-02T06:22:47Z")
And my bumpin’ oven doesn’t always heat up enough. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2047 "2019-12-02T06:30:54Z")
Bumping in before y’all jinx my appliances. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2048 "2019-12-02T07:18:46Z")
Ah, **Beck**. You’ll never know the joys of going onto your back deck to get the all-natural, perfectly organic ice cubes, frozen by Mother Nature herself, to accompany your evening whiskey. Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2049 "2019-12-02T14:22:02Z")
A bump to say Thanks for the praise. And working in a discount store this time of year is very bumpy. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2050 "2019-12-02T14:58:18Z")
And here’s the bumpin’ snow! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2051 "2019-12-02T17:54:22Z")
A rainy day bump. There’s supposed to be a little sun tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2052 "2019-12-02T19:02:16Z")
Bump hole sun, won’t you come And bump away the rain ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2053 "2019-12-02T20:36:41Z")
A gray, overcast bumpin’ Monday here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2054 "2019-12-02T21:00:07Z")
Bright bumpin’ sunshine here. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2019, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2055 "2019-12-02T23:54:55Z")
Too bright, after all the bumpin’ snow you had. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2056 "2019-12-03T00:21:14Z")
Bright sunshine means a clear sky, and little chance of bumpin’ snow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2057 "2019-12-03T08:04:07Z")
That’s true. And bright sunshine helps to raise my bumpin’ mood. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2058 "2019-12-03T08:31:53Z")
Does your mood need bumping up? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2059 "2019-12-03T08:42:33Z")
Overnight Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2060 "2019-12-03T08:54:14Z")
Another overnight bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2061 "2019-12-03T09:00:05Z")
At 3:a.m. It’s now an Early morning Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2062 "2019-12-03T09:39:48Z")
I hate these bumpin’ long nights and short days. Yeah, get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2063 "2019-12-03T09:54:47Z")
Bumped to say that at least in summer, when the sun sets at 10:30, I can get in 18 holes after work. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=102) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=104)