# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2064 "2019-12-03T12:22:44Z")
I can work or play any bumpin’ time I want. But I still hate winter. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2065 "2019-12-03T16:22:29Z")
The Weather outside is frightful Bumping this thread is so delightful. And since I’m a sitting lump Let me bump, let me bump, let me bump. I never will be bump stopping This thread is really popping. The computer is really pumping. Let me bump, let me continue bumping. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2066 "2019-12-03T17:00:59Z")
. . . We shall not cease from bumporation And the end of all our bumping Will be to arrive where we started And bump the place for the first time. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2067 "2019-12-03T21:05:12Z")
Bumpin’ bells, bumpin’ bells, Bumpin’ all the way. Oh what fun it is to bump, In a one-horse open sleigh… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2019, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2068 "2019-12-03T22:02:40Z")
Come, they told me Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2069 "2019-12-04T03:25:13Z")
Bumped, because that’s what we do in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2070 "2019-12-04T06:19:57Z")
Bumped, 'cause it’s snowing again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2071 "2019-12-04T06:30:45Z")
Shouldn’t that be, “'cause it’s _bumpin’_ snowing again”? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2072 "2019-12-04T07:58:08Z")
I just wanna bump one snowball. Please let me have one bumpin’ snow-fall, this year. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2073 "2019-12-04T10:09:03Z")
**Beck** , as one who lives where snow falls in winter–trust me, you do not want snow. Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2074 "2019-12-04T10:48:20Z")
I bumpin’ agree. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2075 "2019-12-04T13:38:10Z")
You ever have one of those days? Le Sigh! I’ve bumped a new low in the indignities that life inflicts. Forced out of bed, not because it was so comfy that I over-lazed myself into an achey back. no, the benadryl wore off sometime whilst I was peacefully slumbering. I was brutally woken and forced from my bed by hives and itching. Le Sigh ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2076 "2019-12-04T19:32:48Z")
((( **DorkVader** ))) Hope things improve. The rain keeps going bump, bump, bump on the roof. Well, maybe those are the twigs being nudged off of the old oak trees by the rain. There will be raking when it clears. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2077 "2019-12-04T19:49:40Z")
Bumping computer makes me scream and cuss so bumping much, the bumping neighbors think I have bumping tourettes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2019, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2078 "2019-12-04T22:01:06Z")
The cat is once again bumping into me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2079 "2019-12-05T03:55:42Z")
And my bumpin’ cat is once again asleep at my feet. FINALLY got our bumpin’ leaves raked. They’re piled like Mt. Everest at the curb, till they’re picked up tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2080 "2019-12-05T04:14:32Z")
I most assuredly will not bump until the bump is ready to be bumped. (Trying out my new bossy attitude:)) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2081 "2019-12-05T04:21:49Z")
I like your bumpin’ bossy attitude. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2082 "2019-12-05T05:22:45Z")
Bumpin’ attitude! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2019, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2083 "2019-12-05T11:56:22Z")
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