# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2104 "2019-12-08T08:01:41Z")
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2105 "2019-12-08T09:37:09Z")
A Sunday morning coming down. And a bump. (Oh, no is this turning into another song lyric thread? Any one care to go thru 'American Pie ’ again?)(:)) ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2106 "2019-12-08T13:30:00Z")
Long long time ago, I can still remember how the bumping used to make me smile… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2107 "2019-12-08T15:59:42Z")
NO! I’m not bumpin’ going through that again! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2108 "2019-12-08T16:04:36Z")
Bumping PTSD? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2109 "2019-12-08T21:22:07Z")
Bumped to say that we’ve moved on to another song anyway. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2110 "2019-12-08T22:27:20Z")
Another old fashioned bump song? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2019, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2111 "2019-12-08T22:48:17Z")
Bumping on the radio… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2112 "2019-12-09T00:02:16Z")
Life in a slump? Let the radio bump thee, Then you turn it up louder, so my DJ told me (whoa whoa whoa whoa). Life in a slump? Let the radio bump thee, At the end of thy rainbow, bumps a golden oldie. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2113 "2019-12-09T00:33:59Z")
I’m so bumpy feeling. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2114 "2019-12-09T05:26:56Z")
Ooga-bumpa, ooga, ooga, Ooga-bumpa, ooga, ooga, Ooga-bumpa, ooga, ooga, Ooga-bumpa, ooga, ooga… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2115 "2019-12-09T13:14:46Z")
Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bump Bang Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Tang Walla Walla Bump Bang Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bump Bang Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bump Bang DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2116 "2019-12-09T14:41:04Z")
Bump, they told me, bump bump bump bump bump A bumpy thread to see, bump bump bump bump bump My finest bump I bring, bump bump bump bump bump bump A bump I really fling, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump All you bumpers, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump I am a bumper too, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump I have a bump to bring, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump A bump to really fling, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Shall I bump this thread, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Bump this thread? Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump They all nodded, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump The straight dope members, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump I bumped this thread for you, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump I bumped the best for you, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump And you smile at me, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Me and my bump 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2117 "2019-12-09T19:08:03Z")
Monday morning bump. Looks like I didn’t bump over the weekend. Huh. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2118 "2019-12-09T20:29:38Z")
Monday afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2119 "2019-12-09T20:59:57Z")
A very rainy bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2120 "2019-12-09T21:13:17Z")
Snowy bump here. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2019, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2121 "2019-12-09T23:48:41Z")
It was actually 72° bumping degrees here today. It woke up the one wasp nest I can’t get to. A wasp bumped me on the back of my neck. Ouchy bump!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2122 "2019-12-10T05:58:20Z")
Did you get stung, **Beck**? I hope it doesn’t leave a bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2019, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2123 "2019-12-10T08:47:32Z")
I used to get lots of bumpin bee stings when I was a little kid. Of course it was my own bumpin’ fault for playing with them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=107)