# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2144 "2019-12-13T05:36:59Z")
I hit a bump in the road riding my bike this evening and sent my front white light flying off an overpass. You know what else hit a bump in the road? This thread! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2145 "2019-12-13T05:42:22Z")
Funny bump you have there! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2146 "2019-12-13T06:39:30Z")
I don’t find it so bumpin’ funny. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2147 "2019-12-13T07:49:26Z")
Bumped. Just because. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2148 "2019-12-13T13:23:16Z")
Waiting for bumpin’ plumber #3. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2149 "2019-12-13T17:09:35Z")
The boss is taking us to lunch today! Bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2150 "2019-12-13T19:30:16Z")
A Friday the 13th bump. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2151 "2019-12-13T19:41:47Z")
This year, Jason trades his hockey mask for a Santa cap. Friday the 13th: Attack on Santa’s Village. Somebody make this bumping movie. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2152 "2019-12-13T21:27:52Z")
Bumpin’ plumber #3 can’t make it today. Maybe tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2153 "2019-12-13T23:02:43Z")
Bumped to say, good luck with that drain. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2154 "2019-12-14T06:19:13Z")
So bumpin’ sorry. Bumping a plumber is expensive. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2155 "2019-12-14T06:55:10Z")
Yeah, two bumpin’ plumbers (so far) can’t bumpin’ figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2019, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2156 "2019-12-14T07:25:19Z")
Bumped to say, I hope third time’s the charm! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2157 "2019-12-15T07:30:44Z")
This is a ‘half the weekend is gone’ bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2158 "2019-12-15T07:37:26Z")
Bumping cats are playing chase and bump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2159 "2019-12-15T07:57:09Z")
My bumpin’ cats were fighting a few minutes ago, and I had to break it up. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2160 "2019-12-15T08:06:59Z")
My bumpin’ cat is still asleep in bed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2161 "2019-12-15T08:16:07Z")
**Panache** , how’s that bumpin’ drain? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2162 "2019-12-15T13:57:59Z")
Plumber #3’s snake met the same bumpin’ dead end as the other two. We may have to cut a huge bumpin’ hole in the living room ceiling. Thanks for asking. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2163 "2019-12-15T14:44:26Z")
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