# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/201 "2018-09-29T06:06:17Z")
Hey, teachers, leave those kids alone! All in all its just another bump in the road, All in all you’re just another bump in the road. We don’t need no education… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/202 "2018-09-29T16:32:10Z")
When it’s too hot to play 9-ball, I take a dip in the bumper pool. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/203 "2018-10-01T03:22:36Z")
I’ll sit on the bumper and have a coke. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/204 "2018-10-01T03:48:33Z")
Make sure there’s no glue on the bumper. You’ll end up being a bumper sticker. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/205 "2018-10-01T05:00:02Z")
Honk if you…! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/206 "2018-10-01T05:37:51Z")
Honk if you bumped the thread? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/207 "2018-10-01T06:38:25Z")
Beep! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/208 "2018-10-01T12:30:28Z")
bosse ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/209 "2018-10-01T13:27:00Z")
What do you do with a drunken thread bump? What do you do with a drunken thread bump? What do you do with a drunken thread bump? Ear-lie in the morning? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/210 "2018-10-01T13:33:26Z")
If you give me 5 bumps. I’ll gladly pay you on Wednesday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/211 "2018-10-02T04:02:08Z")
I’m shocked–_shocked_, I tell you–to find that bumping is going on here! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/212 "2018-10-02T04:23:17Z")
That’s ‘alternative’ bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/213 "2018-10-02T04:44:53Z")
So, in other words, fake bumps? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/214 "2018-10-02T07:05:37Z")
M.A.B.A. (Make America Bump Again) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/215 "2018-10-02T07:17:41Z")
T.B.I.F.E. (This Bump Is From Europe) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/216 "2018-10-02T08:26:24Z")
I do recall dancing The Bump in Spain in the late 1970s. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/217 "2018-10-02T13:27:22Z")
The bump in sump stays mumply on the pump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/218 "2018-10-02T15:15:14Z")
Good thing Eliza Doolittle didn’t have to learn that, innit? ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/219 "2018-10-03T01:08:35Z")
Her? She’s the town bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/220 "2018-10-04T06:23:36Z")
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