# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2184 "2019-12-17T22:57:59Z")
Here’s a “get well soon” bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2185 "2019-12-17T23:05:03Z")
A bumpin’ THANKS, guys. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2186 "2019-12-18T02:36:20Z")
bump-chooo! Excuse me. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2187 "2019-12-18T05:09:30Z")
Bumpin’ sneezes! But hey, it happens. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2188 "2019-12-18T06:15:02Z")
Bumpin’, bless you ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2189 "2019-12-18T11:56:15Z")
A snowy morning bump with squalls. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2190 "2019-12-18T17:05:52Z")
On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 13 bumpers bumping… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2191 "2019-12-18T21:37:43Z")
Twelve something something… (Bump.) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2192 "2019-12-18T21:50:08Z")
Eleven something elses . . . (Bump) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2193 "2019-12-18T22:53:35Z")
Ten maids a-bumping. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2194 "2019-12-18T23:12:50Z")
Nine bumps bumping. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tentacle/32/90_2.png) [@Tentacle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2195 "2019-12-19T09:57:53Z")
Eight of bumping bunnies… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2196 "2019-12-19T11:05:05Z")
Seven bouncing bumpers, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2197 "2019-12-19T17:09:30Z")
Six bump song parodies DON’T BUMP THIS THREAD! BA DA BUMP BUMP ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2198 "2019-12-19T17:16:53Z")
Four bumping birds, three French bumps, two turtle bumps… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2199 "2019-12-20T00:37:06Z")
… and a partridge in a bumpin’ tree! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2200 "2019-12-20T01:57:05Z")
Bump it again. (:)) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2201 "2019-12-20T03:20:13Z")
Isn’t there another bumpin’ thread for that? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2202 "2019-12-20T04:00:56Z")
Bump yeah:) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2203 "2019-12-20T05:50:08Z")
Time for another bump, I think. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=111)