# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 114
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2264 "2019-12-30T14:35:45Z")
Rainy Mondays are a double bump in the face. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2265 "2019-12-30T18:29:49Z")
The bumpin’ rain has blown away on this Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2266 "2019-12-30T19:10:44Z")
I’ve got the bumpin’ day off, and nobody else does. What to do? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2267 "2019-12-30T20:27:54Z")
Nearly the end of the year bump. I get Wednesday off. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2019, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2268 "2019-12-30T23:04:21Z")
I’m self-employed, and never get a bumpin’ day off. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2269 "2019-12-31T01:51:39Z")
Bump, y’all ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2270 "2019-12-31T02:44:42Z")
Bump back atcha! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2271 "2019-12-31T05:13:25Z")
Bumped, just because. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2272 "2019-12-31T10:56:06Z")
First New Year’s Eve bump! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2273 "2019-12-31T16:13:27Z")
Hope all you Bumpers see in 2020. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2274 "2019-12-31T18:08:12Z")
Any plans for tonight, Bumpers? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2275 "2019-12-31T18:19:36Z")
Same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world… and bump this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2276 "2019-12-31T18:57:04Z")
Are you pondering what I’m pondering? Uh, I think so, Bump, but burlap chafes me so. That reminds me of an old webcomic where the main character was called Bump. I haven’t thought of that strip in a long time. And I don’t remember it’s title. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2277 "2019-12-31T20:47:42Z")
Thinking about bumpin’ misplaced apostrophes. And the bumpin’ Chinese food I’ll be enjoying tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2019, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2278 "2019-12-31T21:50:06Z")
I’ll probably just bump on down to the local sports bar, where I’ll get a burger. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2279 "2020-01-01T03:22:32Z")
Last bump of 2019??? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2280 "2020-01-01T03:39:05Z")
Oh, there’s a couple more hours here to bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2281 "2020-01-01T06:08:23Z")
Happy bumpin’ 2020, Bumpers! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2282 "2020-01-01T08:56:56Z")
Bumpin’ with high hopes into the new decade. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2283 "2020-01-01T10:08:35Z")
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