# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2284 "2020-01-01T20:34:01Z")
MMXX bumpus! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2020, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2285 "2020-01-01T21:41:41Z")
A New Year’s Day afternoon bump And **Spoons** , don’t forget to bring in your black cat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2286 "2020-01-02T01:59:13Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > And **Spoons** , don’t forget to bring in your black cat. Bumped to say that I did. She is safely inside, and is currently napping by the fireplace. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2287 "2020-01-02T05:22:09Z")
That’s bumpin’ nice! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2288 "2020-01-02T05:34:47Z")
I have a secret Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2289 "2020-01-02T05:39:02Z")
Uh-oh. Is this ANOTHER bumpin’ secret? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2290 "2020-01-02T06:28:34Z")
_Once I had a secret bump, That bumped within the heart of me, All too soon my secret bump, Became impatient to be free…_ ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2291 "2020-01-02T11:19:41Z")
Don’t it always seem to go That you don’t know what you’ve got til it’s gone They bumped paradise And put up a parking lot ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2292 "2020-01-02T12:02:24Z")
_Fish got to swim and birds got to fly, I got to bump one man till I die. Can’t help bumpin’ that man of mine._ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2293 "2020-01-02T14:50:22Z")
Don’t look so sad, It’s not so bad you know. It’s just another bump, That’s all it is, it’s not the first, It’s not the worst you know, We’ve come through all the rest, We’ll get through this. We’ve made mistakes, But we’ve made good friends too. Remember all the bumps we spent with them? And this one thread, Who says it can’t be bump? Tonight’s another chance to bump again. It’s just another thread new bump, Another bump like all the rest. It’s just another thread new bump, Let’s make it the best. It’s just another thread new bump, It’s just another old thread bump, But when we’re through this new bump You’ll see, will be just bumped. We’re not alone, we’ve got the Dope you know. And it won’t let us down, just wait and see. And it won’t let us down, just wait and see. And we’ll get bumped, but think how bump we’ll get. There’s more you know, it’s only a thread new bump… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2294 "2020-01-02T20:09:34Z")
'Twas brillig and the slithey bumps did gyre and gimbal in the wabe. Spelling from memory. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2295 "2020-01-02T21:19:19Z")
A very merry unbumpday to you. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2296 "2020-01-02T22:09:26Z")
I feelin’ bumpy good!! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2297 "2020-01-02T22:39:57Z")
Bumpin’ good for you, **Beck**! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2298 "2020-01-03T06:59:53Z")
Bump. There, I said it. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2299 "2020-01-03T08:02:34Z")
Bump, there it is ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2300 "2020-01-03T08:18:57Z")
Bump back atcha! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2301 "2020-01-03T08:43:13Z")
Bump, just for S&G. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2302 "2020-01-03T10:00:18Z")
Bump, for no reason whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2020, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2303 "2020-01-03T20:52:02Z")
Friday afternoon bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=116)