# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 117
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2324 "2020-01-06T11:32:53Z")
A windy Monday morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2325 "2020-01-06T14:32:46Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > And the New England Patriots are bumped out of the playoffs. BUMP YOU! bumped the lady from Bumping Boston ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2326 "2020-01-06T15:52:15Z")
The spring weeds are coming up. I guess we’re having a warm spell. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2020, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2327 "2020-01-06T22:12:20Z")
Bump. My first of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2328 "2020-01-07T00:06:52Z")
Bump for the good times. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2329 "2020-01-07T00:31:02Z")
He bumps the threads that remind him of the good times He bumps the threads that remind him of the best times ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2330 "2020-01-07T00:49:51Z")
It was the bumpin’ best of times. It was the bumpin’ worst of times. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2331 "2020-01-07T01:21:25Z")
It was the bump of wisdom, it was the bump of foolishness… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2332 "2020-01-07T02:24:31Z")
Bumps away! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2333 "2020-01-07T03:09:34Z")
Off we go, into the bumpin’ yonder… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2334 "2020-01-07T04:03:37Z")
A late-night bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2335 "2020-01-07T04:27:33Z")
Bump big or go home! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2336 "2020-01-07T04:49:25Z")
_Every bump is sacred Every bump is great If a bump is wasted, We’ll get quite irate!_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2337 "2020-01-07T14:17:08Z")
I rate this bump a sacred & great 10 ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2338 "2020-01-07T15:27:37Z")
One week in, half the bumping resolutions already broken. ---
**Author:** ![Bbiya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/53a042/32.png) [@Bbiya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bbiya)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2339 "2020-01-07T16:22:10Z")
Do not think about a kangaroo. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2340 "2020-01-07T18:09:00Z")
You mean, do not think about a bumpin’ kangaroo. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2341 "2020-01-07T18:33:03Z")
Baby, you can bump my car. Yes, I’m gonna be a star. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2342 "2020-01-07T21:27:16Z")
And she’ll go bump, bump, bump 'til her daddy takes her T-Bird away. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2343 "2020-01-08T00:47:41Z")
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