# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 121
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2404 "2020-01-15T00:09:29Z")
Rose bumps my world, keeps me safe from my trouble and pain. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2405 "2020-01-15T00:25:52Z")
Well, we’ve just escalated this bumpin’ thread! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2406 "2020-01-15T00:49:05Z")
\*\*bump:(☹ I can’t figure out bolding. Grr! New laptop!::mad: ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2407 "2020-01-15T01:07:29Z")
So… come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab. I see you shiver with antici- JUST BUMPING SAY IT! -pation! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2408 "2020-01-15T01:47:48Z")
**Beck** : To make something bold, just highlight the words you want bold, then hit the bumpin’ bold “ **B** ” above your message. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2409 "2020-01-15T02:43:26Z")
Michael Rennie was no chump, The day the earth took a bump, But he told us where we stand. And Flash Gordon bumped there, in silver underwear, Claude Raines bumped the Invisible Man… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2410 "2020-01-15T03:26:14Z")
Pardon me while I bump Pardon me while I bump ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2411 "2020-01-15T03:42:04Z")
Hey cowboy, are you in show business? THEN GET YOUR FEET OFF THE BUMPING STAGE! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2412 "2020-01-15T04:13:58Z")
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she bumps into mine. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2413 "2020-01-15T16:55:56Z")
Bumping in to thank all for their sympathy, and to let you know my hand is better. Not so bumping bruised and swollen, thank you very much. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2414 "2020-01-15T23:51:35Z")
For Bumps sake, I’ll bump again. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2415 "2020-01-16T00:09:27Z")
Thanks, **Beck**. Good bump, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2416 "2020-01-16T04:35:38Z")
Just a late-night bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2417 "2020-01-16T05:23:25Z")
It’s not exactly _late_ night here, but I’ll bump anyway. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2418 "2020-01-16T06:11:38Z")
Today is the tomorrow you were bumping dreading yesterday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2419 "2020-01-16T07:23:33Z")
_All around me darkness gathers, Winter’s cold makes me a grump, We must speak of other matters, You can be me when I bump._ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2420 "2020-01-16T08:31:36Z")
There’s a thunderstorm bumpin’ here in the boonies. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2421 "2020-01-16T09:24:13Z")
_Flowers gathered in the morning, Pick them now, all in a clump, Still are withered in the evening, You can be me when I bump._ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2422 "2020-01-16T11:52:07Z")
_“The expected high today will be 35. We’ve actually exceeded that right now, but the temperature is expected to dip below the expected high later today.”_ – A bumpin’ direct quote from a radio announcer this morning. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2423 "2020-01-16T14:14:54Z")
It’s an early morning thread bump Of Do Not Bump This Thread I don’t know how long it’ll grow But I’m bump it till I’m dead. It’s an early morning thread bump. Of Do Not Bump This Thread I’ll say “Hello” to all the bumpers I know Whose bumping I have read. Getting this one thread bumped Is something you can see. Somebody wants it bumped So bump it once for me. It’s an early morning thread bump And in case you didn’t hear Bumping it is on my list So have a very merry thread bump. And a Happy New Year. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=120) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=122)