# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 126
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2504 "2020-01-23T03:36:16Z")
Bumpin sniffles, bumpin cough. Third time this season. Bumpin pissed off. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2505 "2020-01-23T04:37:21Z")
Get bumpin’ well soon. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2506 "2020-01-23T07:04:58Z")
Third time’s the bumpin’ cure, **boson**. Get well. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2507 "2020-01-23T07:48:18Z")
Best wishes to all who are suffering bumpin’ colds–or just plain cold. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2508 "2020-01-23T13:57:06Z")
And best wishes to all who are just bumpin’ suffering. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2509 "2020-01-23T22:10:03Z")
Bumped to say that it is dull and overcast here. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2020, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2510 "2020-01-23T22:30:31Z")
Bumpin’ rain.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2511 "2020-01-24T00:39:51Z")
You can bump through it, **Beck**. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2512 "2020-01-24T00:43:21Z")
There’s always more bumpin’ paperwork. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2513 "2020-01-24T02:54:36Z")
A very rainy weekend, turning into bumpin’ lake effect snow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2514 "2020-01-24T03:46:28Z")
Should be a nice weekend here. No bumpin’ snow in the forecast. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2515 "2020-01-24T04:01:35Z")
Nice to be bumpin’ in a warm house. “Count your bumpin’ blessings”, Ol’Granny used to say. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2516 "2020-01-24T10:52:54Z")
An early rainy Friday bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2517 "2020-01-24T11:29:57Z")
Bumped, just because. It’s Friday, but I have to work this weekend. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2518 "2020-01-24T12:03:37Z")
Just another bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2519 "2020-01-24T14:49:22Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Nice to be bumpin’ in a warm house. > “Count your bumpin’ blessings”, Ol’Granny used to say. Maybe when I’m fully awake. Can’t math now. Oh, hey, bump rhymes with toxic waste dump. I’m glad I don’t live in a toxic waste dump. That’s one. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2520 "2020-01-24T14:53:32Z")
My bed doesn’t bump Because the mattress has no lump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2521 "2020-01-24T19:06:54Z")
My garden doesn’t bump Because the soil has no clump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2522 "2020-01-24T20:48:06Z")
Have we arrived at a time, When we’re going to bump in rhyme? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2523 "2020-01-25T01:12:11Z")
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