# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 127
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2524 "2020-01-25T07:33:22Z")
Was it really in a slump, From those afraid to bump? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2525 "2020-01-25T08:14:44Z")
I’ll make a bump, Let’s clean this place, It’s a dump… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2526 "2020-01-25T08:39:33Z")
_We gotta bump out of this place, If it’s the last thing we ever do. We gotta bump out of this place, 'Cause bumpers, there’s better life for me and you…_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2527 "2020-01-25T11:16:38Z")
Come on, let’s bump again, Like we did last summer! Yeaaah, let’s bump again, Like we did last year! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2528 "2020-01-25T13:41:06Z")
Will there ever be a Don’t Bump This Thread! II, I wonder? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2529 "2020-01-25T18:07:39Z")
It’s a bumpin’ possibility. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2530 "2020-01-25T21:26:00Z")
“Don’t Bump This Thread, Part II: The Reckoning.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2531 "2020-01-25T23:11:07Z")
Wait, wait!! I’m not done Bumping part 1, yet! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2532 "2020-01-25T23:26:57Z")
I think we’ll be bumping here for a while yet. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2533 "2020-01-26T00:47:17Z")
Where have all the good bumps gone And where are all the gods? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2534 "2020-01-26T05:24:57Z")
“You can’t handle the bumps!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2535 "2020-01-26T06:07:48Z")
An early Sunday morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2020, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2536 "2020-01-26T09:00:31Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Where have all the good bumps gone _… long time passing? Where have all the good bumps gone, Long time ago? Where have all the good bumps gone? Gone to old threads, every one. When will they ever learn, When will they ever learn?_ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2537 "2020-01-27T14:29:08Z")
How many roads must a man bump down . . . ? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2538 "2020-01-27T14:31:48Z")
Saturday I told someone “Shit doesn’t happen. Life happens and sometimes life is bumpy.” Yes, she slipped and fell and has a bruised knee, but that’s a bump in the road of life. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2539 "2020-01-27T22:46:41Z")
As a folksinger, Mel Brooks sang, “21 men fell down and hurt their knees.” They tripped on a bump in unison. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2540 "2020-01-27T23:55:36Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > How many roads must a man bump down . . . ? \*Before you can call him a man? How many bumps must a white dove endure Before she sleeps in the sand? How many times must the cannon bumps fly Before they’re forever banned? The answer, my friend, is bumpin’ in the wind, The answer is bumpin’ in the wind. \* ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2541 "2020-01-28T02:20:32Z")
We should search through this thread and develop some bumper stickers. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2542 "2020-01-28T06:00:16Z")
Do you want to search through this entire bumpin’ thread? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2543 "2020-01-28T06:16:17Z")
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