# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 128
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2544 "2020-01-28T23:13:33Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Do you want to search through this entire bumpin’ thread? Maaaaaaybe. (Do I have to say bump? On the first page of this thread they didn’t.) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2545 "2020-01-28T23:34:50Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Maaaaaaybe. (Do I have to say bump? On the first page of this thread they didn’t.) Yes, the bumpers were young and dumb back then. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2546 "2020-01-28T23:47:59Z")
Say Bump. Say **BUMP**! It’s fun. Everybody likes saying ‘Bump’ Bump it up… …bump!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2547 "2020-01-29T00:16:42Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Maaaaaaybe. (Do I have to say bump? On the first page of this thread they didn’t.) You could get creative. For example, I recall one post I made early in the thread: “Earlier today, I saw a bum p in a downtown alley.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2548 "2020-01-29T01:15:29Z")
**Spoons** , that was one exceptionally clever Bump. Not many like that! I give you a bump on the back for it. (:)) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2549 "2020-01-29T02:20:23Z")
If there’s ever a SDMB baseball team, I want to b ump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2550 "2020-01-29T02:40:00Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > You could get creative. For example, I recall one post I made early in the thread: “Earlier today, I saw a bum p in a downtown alley.” > [@panache45](#): > > If there’s ever a SDMB baseball team, I want to b ump. Lovely, both of them. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2551 "2020-01-29T03:04:35Z")
Bumped to say, thanks, **Beck**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2552 "2020-01-29T03:38:55Z")
You’re bumping welcome.(:)) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2553 "2020-01-29T11:02:24Z")
BUMP BUMP [sup]BUMP[/sup] BUMP BUMPa ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2554 "2020-01-29T12:24:40Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > BUMP BUMP [sup]BUMP[/sup] BUMP BUMPa Is it just me, or am I hearing “Ride of the Valkyries” from this post? If so, then Colonel Kilgore would call it “Outstanding.” Oh, and bumped to say that this beach is safe to surf. Because Charlie don’t surf. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2555 "2020-01-29T14:42:09Z")
I say, I say, someone who prevents soldiers from performing unauthorized acts is a tabu MP. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2556 "2020-01-29T21:39:54Z")
Wednesday afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2557 "2020-01-29T21:46:13Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Anybody remember that game show called “Bumper Stumpers”? No. Was it good? Should I look for clips? And here’s a plump grump in a slump bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2558 "2020-01-29T22:01:08Z")
A bump on hump day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2559 "2020-01-29T22:01:36Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > No. Was it good? Should I look for clips? There do seem to be clips and even entire episodes on YouTube. > [@](#): > > And here’s a plump grump in a slump bump. Bumped to say, nicely done! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2560 "2020-01-29T23:14:06Z")
Really, very nicely bumped **Yilaria**! A sweet bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2561 "2020-01-30T04:05:47Z")
My last bump of the hump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2562 "2020-01-30T04:57:13Z")
If Forrest and his Mom participated in this thread, would they be posting Gumps’ Bumps? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2563 "2020-01-30T05:44:14Z")
I’d like to bump this thread, but now I’m stumped. Grump, grump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=127) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=129)