# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 129
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2564 "2020-01-30T06:30:29Z")
**Quondam Mechanic** , no need to be grumpy. It turns out that your bump was quite bumpy! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2565 "2020-01-30T06:44:32Z")
I, too enjoyed your grumpy bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2566 "2020-01-30T11:36:40Z")
My first post-hump bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2567 "2020-01-30T15:12:21Z")
Here’s to a bumpy FDR’s birthday. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2568 "2020-01-30T15:41:23Z")
I do not like green eggs and bump. I do not like them - grump, grump, grump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2020, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2569 "2020-01-30T22:30:58Z")
I will not bump them in a house, I will not bump them with a mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2570 "2020-01-31T04:53:56Z")
I bump, therefore I am. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2571 "2020-01-31T05:25:47Z")
_Cogito ergo bump._ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2572 "2020-01-31T06:22:43Z")
_E pluribus bumpum._ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2573 "2020-01-31T07:06:25Z")
That bump’s worth a dollar. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2574 "2020-01-31T08:16:53Z")
So’s this one: _Novus ordo bumplorum_. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2575 "2020-01-31T16:41:15Z")
In God we bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2576 "2020-01-31T18:54:59Z")
Semper bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2577 "2020-01-31T20:20:52Z")
_Bumpeus corpus_. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2578 "2020-01-31T21:40:15Z")
_La bumpe de ma tante est sur le bump de mon oncle_. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2579 "2020-02-01T00:20:34Z")
_Honi soit qui mal y bump._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2580 "2020-02-01T06:32:10Z")
_Per bumpua ad astra._ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2581 "2020-02-01T06:40:42Z")
Bump? Moi? (#@#$$ grumble%#%bump, foreign languages#$#@) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2582 "2020-02-01T07:41:57Z")
Let me help, **Beck** : > [@Spoons](#): > > _Bumpeus corpus_. Bump me the body. > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > _La bumpe de ma tante est sur le bump de mon oncle_. The bump of my aunt is on the bump of my uncle. > [@panache45](#): > > _Honi soit qui mal y bump._ Evil to him that evil bumps. > [@Spoons](#): > > _Per bumpua ad astra._ Through bumps to the stars. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2020, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2583 "2020-02-01T10:28:11Z")
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