# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 131
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2604 "2020-02-02T20:32:32Z")
Don’t worry, **Beck**. I’ll take one for the team and watch the game so you don’t have to. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2605 "2020-02-03T02:44:36Z")
Bumped for Bill Murray’s return to Punxsutawney: [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnhzGUcENWo) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2606 "2020-02-03T03:03:54Z")
I have to say, the bumpin Chiefs! Holy, bumpin’, moly. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2607 "2020-02-03T08:51:11Z")
I thought you didn’t care about bumpin’ football, **Beck**. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2608 "2020-02-03T14:05:32Z")
Everyone loves a bumping Cinderella story. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2609 "2020-02-03T17:52:40Z")
And Mahomes was bumpin’ Prince Charming. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2610 "2020-02-03T17:56:43Z")
Time to put another shrimp on the bumpee. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2020, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2611 "2020-02-03T23:08:32Z")
Whatever happened to bumpin’ Crocodile Dundee anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2612 "2020-02-04T02:28:06Z")
Maybe he ran into a dude with a bigger bumpin’ knife. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2613 "2020-02-04T03:03:19Z")
I hope he wasn’t bumped off! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2614 "2020-02-04T03:53:40Z")
Perhaps he was a snack for a bumpin’ crocodile. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2615 "2020-02-04T05:40:23Z")
Perhaps he threw a bumpin’ croc on the barbie. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2616 "2020-02-04T06:13:00Z")
Ewww. Bumping croc meat sounds nasty. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2617 "2020-02-04T06:34:39Z")
I’ve had a bumpin’ croc steak. Kinda like fishy-tasting chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2618 "2020-02-04T08:11:57Z")
Why does everything you’re unsure of, taste like bumpin’ chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2619 "2020-02-04T08:49:37Z")
I’ve cooked a lot of Bumpin’ critters. I can make squirrel and rabbit taste like chicken. I draw the like at Bumpin’ amphibians. Nope. Not going there. Oh, early morning Bump, by the way. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2620 "2020-02-04T11:31:22Z")
\*Good morning bumpshine, The earth says hello, You bump up above us, We bump down below. Good morning bumpshine. You bump us along. My love and me as we are singing, Our early morning bumping song.\* ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2621 "2020-02-04T14:13:12Z")
Good morning! Yesterday it was almost bumpin’ 60F here. Not today at all. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2622 "2020-02-04T14:51:08Z")
Rush Limbaugh got some bumps on his lungs? Karma’s a bumping bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2623 "2020-02-04T14:55:22Z")
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