# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 136
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2704 "2020-02-17T17:59:09Z")
I awoke this morning to the sound of my cat horking up a bumpin’ hairball. Lovely. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2705 "2020-02-17T18:10:13Z")
As long as you didn’t bumpin’ step in it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2706 "2020-02-17T18:10:29Z")
Did anyone but me realize Friday February Fourteenth is one of the few bumping alliterate dates? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2020, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2707 "2020-02-17T18:39:50Z")
The ol’ bumpin’ turtle in Pogo, Churchy La Femme, used to get worried when Friday, the Thirteenth, fell on a Thursday. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2708 "2020-02-18T03:20:00Z")
I’d bumpin’ worry too if that happened. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2709 "2020-02-18T03:41:41Z")
Bumpin’ calendars! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2710 "2020-02-18T03:57:52Z")
Bumpin’ Mondays!! Kinda glad it’s nearly over. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2711 "2020-02-18T04:03:27Z")
But for some people, tomorrow will be like a bumpin’ Monday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2712 "2020-02-18T04:45:46Z")
So it’ll be a bumpin’ Tuesday? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2713 "2020-02-18T05:46:56Z")
Got a few things done this weekend. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2714 "2020-02-18T05:59:23Z")
Got more than a few bumpin’ things done this weekend. And more bumpin’ things left to do. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2715 "2020-02-18T07:28:25Z")
Bump. Because this thread needed one. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2716 "2020-02-18T08:00:08Z")
Bump. Just because. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2717 "2020-02-18T15:58:26Z")
Almost awake. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2718 "2020-02-18T17:35:13Z")
True fact: Suzanne M. Bump is the current Massachusetts State Auditor. You think maybe she heard a few jokes about her name as a kid? Ba-dump-bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2719 "2020-02-18T19:19:22Z")
So you’re saying she might have had a bumpy childhood? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2720 "2020-02-20T22:36:49Z")
Just bumped this thread to ask, why’s everybody been sitting quiet as a bump on a log? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2721 "2020-02-20T23:06:38Z")
That question gives me goose bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2722 "2020-02-20T23:18:45Z")
I’ve had bumpy response time on the Dope. It’s bumpin’ me off!! 😠 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2020, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2723 "2020-02-21T00:11:27Z")
Yeah, today’s an especially bumpy day. :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=135) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=137)