# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 138
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2744 "2020-02-23T07:23:11Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Saturday night’s alright for bumpin’ \*Oh, don’t give us none of your aggravation, We had it with your discipline. Oh, Saturday night’s alright for bumpin’, Get a little action in. \* ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2745 "2020-02-27T16:35:20Z")
Almost awake after a day off bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2746 "2020-02-27T17:14:37Z")
Wait – you mean this isn’t the don’t-thump-this-bread thread? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2747 "2020-02-27T18:07:56Z")
Well, it ain’t the “Don’t Squeeze The Bumping Chamin” thread ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2748 "2020-02-27T19:33:24Z")
I thought it was the “I can’t believe I ate the whole bumpin’ thing” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2020, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2749 "2020-02-27T20:08:32Z")
When it comes to a bump in this thread, “it’s the real thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2750 "2020-02-29T19:51:11Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Wait – you mean this isn’t the don’t-thump-this-bread thread? How, exactly, did you expect us to react to “Don’t Bump This Thread!”? You bump sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt. Saint Peter don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go. I owe my soul to the company store. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2020, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2751 "2020-02-29T21:29:18Z")
Bumped to say, well done, **Yllaria**! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2752 "2020-03-03T05:13:57Z")
To paraphrase Yogi Berra, when you come to a bump in a thread, take it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2753 "2020-03-03T06:09:24Z")
An early Tuesday morning bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2754 "2020-03-03T07:09:03Z")
Bumped to say that I hope **Beck** returns to this thread soon. I know why she’s absent, and I understand completely, but I always enjoyed her bumps. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2755 "2020-03-03T07:18:40Z")
The bumpin’ same goes for me. Sayonara, Pancho! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2756 "2020-03-03T07:35:08Z")
Agreed. Bump Pancho right out of her–and may she have a smooth (not bumpy) road to recovery. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2757 "2020-03-05T05:53:56Z")
Also agreed. Good thoughts for Beck. And - Don’t download this bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2758 "2020-03-05T06:23:54Z")
Hope **Beck** will be bumpin’ back here soon. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2020, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2759 "2020-03-05T07:01:14Z")
_Beck, Beck, we’re missing you, All the threads are a wreck, And the moods are so low, You can touch them, and so Come back to us well, bonnie Beck._ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2020, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2760 "2020-03-08T03:42:54Z")
**Sniff** Nicely sung, **Spoons**. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2020, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2761 "2020-03-08T04:45:15Z")
A bump, you say? ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2020, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2762 "2020-03-08T05:15:23Z")
The bumpman cometh. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2020, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2763 "2020-03-08T06:26:18Z")
Bumped. Because I’ve needed to for a few days. (And thank you, **Yllaria**.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=137) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=139)