# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 140
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2784 "2020-03-10T21:18:04Z")
Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2785 "2020-03-10T21:59:33Z")
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2786 "2020-03-10T22:19:26Z")
You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bump, which is what I am. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2020, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2787 "2020-03-10T22:24:44Z")
Evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2788 "2020-03-11T07:41:51Z")
My name is Inigo Montoya. You bumped my father. Prepare to die. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2789 "2020-03-11T07:51:27Z")
“Rosebump.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2790 "2020-03-11T08:14:45Z")
Gibba diem (Bump the day) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2791 "2020-03-11T08:33:45Z")
“Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was Beauty bumped the Beast.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2792 "2020-03-11T10:41:03Z")
Life is like a bump of chocolates. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2793 "2020-03-11T14:52:03Z")
Luke, I am your bumper ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2794 "2020-03-11T16:50:18Z")
Love means never having to say Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2795 "2020-03-11T18:18:41Z")
Follow the yellow brick bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2796 "2020-03-11T21:04:50Z")
Gentlemen, you can’t bump in here! This is the War Room! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2797 "2020-03-11T21:08:28Z")
Bumpety-doo-dah, bumpety-ay! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2798 "2020-03-11T21:29:37Z")
Mairzy doats and dozy doats and bumpin’ lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2799 "2020-03-11T22:07:00Z")
Ta-ta-ra-bump-dee-ay! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2800 "2020-03-11T22:53:24Z")
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, bumpin’ purple people eater. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2020, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2801 "2020-03-11T23:43:29Z")
Rubber ducky, you’re no chump, You’re the one I love to bump… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2802 "2020-03-12T04:39:30Z")
If I’m not near the girl I bump, I bump the girl I’m near. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2803 "2020-03-12T05:12:18Z")
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