# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 141
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2804 "2020-03-12T06:54:55Z")
And it’ll be bumping our way late Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2805 "2020-03-12T07:29:37Z")
Bumped during the calm before the storm. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2806 "2020-03-12T11:01:49Z")
Another bump, for no particular reason. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2807 "2020-03-12T15:30:58Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Gibba diem (Bump the day) Nicely done. Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2808 "2020-03-12T20:53:37Z")
“There’s no crying in bumpball!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2809 "2020-03-12T23:27:33Z")
I have always depended on the bumping of strangers. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2810 "2020-03-12T23:46:51Z")
“Today, I consider myself the bumpiest man on the face of the Earth.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2811 "2020-03-12T23:51:21Z")
A martini. Bumped, not stirred. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2812 "2020-03-13T01:08:47Z")
“That’s not flying, that’s bumping with grace!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2813 "2020-03-13T05:11:01Z")
“I’m bumpin’ here! I’m bumpin’ here!” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2814 "2020-03-13T07:02:52Z")
You bumpin’ to me? You bumpin’ to _me_? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2815 "2020-03-13T07:56:23Z")
“You can’t handle the bumps!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2816 "2020-03-13T07:58:20Z")
“Mrs Robinson. You’re trying to bump me - aren’t you?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2817 "2020-03-13T08:03:09Z")
“Bumps? We ain’t got no bumps! We don’t need no bumps! I don’t have to show you any stinking bumps!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2818 "2020-03-13T11:24:35Z")
“All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my bump-up.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2819 "2020-03-13T22:20:49Z")
“You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, bump?” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2820 "2020-03-14T00:04:01Z")
“If you bump it, he will come.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2821 "2020-03-14T00:09:41Z")
“Make my Bump” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2822 "2020-03-14T00:17:18Z")
“Gentlemen, you can’t bump in here! This is the War Room!" ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2823 "2020-03-14T00:26:55Z")
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