# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 142
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2824 "2020-03-14T02:08:38Z")
“My mother bumps you. My father bumps you. My sister bumps you. And I bump you.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2825 "2020-03-14T02:24:57Z")
“The stuff that bumps are made of.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2826 "2020-03-14T02:26:07Z")
“Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow / Bumps in this petty pace from day to day / Until the last syllable of recorded time; / And all our yesterdays have bumped fools the way to dusty death.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2827 "2020-03-14T10:18:26Z")
“Bump the pod bay doors, HAL.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2828 "2020-03-14T19:02:03Z")
“I’ll bump you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2829 "2020-03-14T20:02:38Z")
“Tell 'em to go out there with all they got and bump just one for the Gipper.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2830 "2020-03-14T20:42:00Z")
“Luke, I am your bumper.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2831 "2020-03-14T21:09:15Z")
“Bump, or bump not. There is no ‘try’." ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2832 "2020-03-14T21:26:39Z")
“I bump you.” “I know.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2833 "2020-03-14T22:17:01Z")
“Some people can’t bump themselves until someone else bumps them first.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2834 "2020-03-14T22:47:49Z")
Bumpin’ snow! We’ve been having a winter storm, and I just came in from shovelling. Again. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2835 "2020-03-15T00:07:36Z")
You need to get a bumpin’ snow blower. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2836 "2020-03-15T00:32:40Z")
Most snowfalls around here can be taken care of with a shovel. But there’s always one or two each year where I wish I had a bumpin’ snowblower. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2837 "2020-03-15T00:38:38Z")
A bird _bumped_ into my window. Poor birdy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2020, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2838 "2020-03-15T01:44:49Z")
I had a blue jay in the spruce tree outside my window. He didn’t bump into the window, but the blue jay in the green spruce whose branches were dusted with white snow would have made for a nice photo, if I had had a camera. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2839 "2020-03-16T00:43:34Z")
**Spoons** , sounds like you need to buy more bumpin’ equipment. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2840 "2020-03-16T02:45:11Z")
A picture’s worth a thousand bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2841 "2020-03-16T03:10:11Z")
Stepped on Hickory’s toe tonight. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2842 "2020-03-16T04:02:43Z")
A bump on a winter’s night. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2843 "2020-03-16T09:24:32Z")
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