# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 143
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2844 "2020-03-16T21:12:53Z")
Bright sunshiny day today, and it appears that some of the bumpin’ snow is melting. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2845 "2020-03-16T23:00:39Z")
Some of my bumpin’ crocuses are open. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2846 "2020-03-16T23:14:38Z")
Bumped to say that that is a welcome sign of spring. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2847 "2020-03-16T23:26:36Z")
Bumpin’ spring is sounding very good! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2848 "2020-03-16T23:27:48Z")
Bumpin’ spring is sounding very good! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2849 "2020-03-17T04:12:00Z")
Happy St. Patrick’s Day. _Erin go bump!_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2850 "2020-03-17T04:31:01Z")
Not quite St. Patrick’s Day here, but I suppose I could have a bumpin’ beer now to celebrate the coming day. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2851 "2020-03-17T04:34:30Z")
I need some bumping green sox. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2852 "2020-03-17T07:40:37Z")
Should I dye my bumpin’ cat green? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2853 "2020-03-17T07:58:52Z")
That would be animal cruelty. Might I suggest dying your bumpin socks green instead? And donating them to **Beck** , who apparently needs green socks? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2854 "2020-03-17T14:59:22Z")
Oh, sorry, mis-read that as green _sex_. Right, just get Beck some bumping green sox. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2855 "2020-03-17T19:54:34Z")
Just another bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2020, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2856 "2020-03-17T20:41:50Z")
A late afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2857 "2020-03-18T04:07:53Z")
Evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2858 "2020-03-18T04:40:38Z")
Bumped to ask: **Beck** , did you get your green socks? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2859 "2020-03-18T09:21:55Z")
Morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2020, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2860 "2020-03-18T09:35:14Z")
Bump. For the hell of it. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2861 "2020-03-19T00:26:20Z")
I nearly missed a week, here. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2862 "2020-03-19T00:29:49Z")
Bumped to say, “Welcome back, **Yllaria**!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2863 "2020-03-19T01:34:34Z")
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