# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 147
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2924 "2020-04-02T02:37:11Z")
A hump night BUMP ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2925 "2020-04-02T04:23:20Z")
An after-midnight bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2926 "2020-04-02T04:55:09Z")
A pre-midnight bump here. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2927 "2020-04-02T08:04:28Z")
An early morning bump ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2928 "2020-04-02T08:24:31Z")
An I-hate-snow bump. Got everything nicely cleared yesterday, and then an overnight snowfall meant I had to do it all over again. Grrr! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2929 "2020-04-02T10:18:18Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > First [April Fools video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQC4mglx5uE) of my day bump. Assuming I pasted the right address. Bumped to interject a little reality. The performer is quite talented; I’ll give him that. And the jokes he’s worked into his routine are funny. But that spoon that he’s showing in his left hand would break in less than a minute, if he was playing it. The one is his right hand is good and solid, and I can tell you exactly what it is: teakwood. I’ve got two sets just like that. With my teakwood spoons, I think I could give that guy a run for his money. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2930 "2020-04-02T16:57:56Z")
**Spoons** , this is the perfect time to make that video. I’d watch it. This as an “I thought yesterday was Tuesday” bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2931 "2020-04-02T18:10:21Z")
I never know what bumpin’ day it is. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2932 "2020-04-02T21:49:33Z")
I’m starting to lose track of which bumpin’ day it is too. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2933 "2020-04-02T22:10:35Z")
Could be bumpin’ senility on my part. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2934 "2020-04-02T22:15:05Z")
I’ve decided it don’t matter what day I’m bumping. They all bump together, anywhoo. (:)) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2935 "2020-04-02T22:18:16Z")
I bumpin’ agree. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2936 "2020-04-02T22:36:25Z")
Yep, they’re bumpin’ together. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2937 "2020-04-05T03:19:12Z")
Bumping along, singing a song, on the bottom of the beautiful, briny . . . . ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2938 "2020-04-05T04:22:18Z")
Bump for Saturday night. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2939 "2020-04-05T09:20:00Z")
Bump for Sunday morning. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2940 "2020-04-05T14:18:35Z")
Lazy morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2941 "2020-04-05T22:39:00Z")
Sunday afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2020, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2942 "2020-04-05T23:13:58Z")
A sunny Sunday evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2020, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2943 "2020-04-06T08:16:24Z")
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