# Don't Bump This Thread!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2984 "2020-04-11T19:33:30Z")

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Salagadoola mechicka boola  
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo  
Put them together and what have you got  
Bibbidi-bobbidi- **bump**. . .

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2985 "2020-04-11T20:53:28Z")

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Bumpin’ Easter eggs are dyed. Grand-bumps had a big time.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2986 "2020-04-11T21:52:36Z")

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And I’ll be out shovelling bumpin’ snow in a bit.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2020, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2987 "2020-04-11T22:48:51Z")

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Im hoping we’ve seen the last bumpin’ snow this season.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2988 "2020-04-11T23:19:34Z")

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I shovelled. The snow was heavy and wet–definitely a spring snow.

Bump.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2989 "2020-04-12T06:04:20Z")

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I watched two bumpin’ robins in the back yard. Couldn’t tell whether they were fighting or mating.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2990 "2020-04-12T06:25:50Z")

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I’ve seen a couple of blue jays in my yard. They are fun to watch, and very welcome, but they also make me miss bumpin’ baseball, and my Toronto Blue Jays.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2991 "2020-04-12T14:25:26Z")

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Saw some downy woodpeckers the other day. There’s a bird that knows how to bump.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2020, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2992 "2020-04-12T23:28:50Z")

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Sympathy for everyone dealing with snow.

Bump.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2993 "2020-04-13T01:54:00Z")

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I planted an irregular swath of white crocuses, white daffodils and pink tulips across the front yard. Each year they come up differently. Only a handful of crocuses this year, but all the daffodils are about to bloom. The bumpin’ tulips have stopped coming up entirely.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2994 "2020-04-13T02:31:46Z")

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Thanks, **Yllaria**.

Bump.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2995 "2020-04-13T18:47:48Z")

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Irises starting to sent up stalks. Bump.

You’re welcome, **Spoons**.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2996 "2020-04-13T23:12:54Z")

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A bump on a sunshiny day.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2997 "2020-04-14T00:50:31Z")

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Not here, **Spoons**. Wind and rain here in Boston. Just thought you should know that you don’t have to live in bumpin’ Alberta to complain about the bumpin’ weather, even though it bumpin’ helps.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2998 "2020-04-14T02:08:01Z")

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At least you guys don’t get lake effect snow. And at least I don’t live in bumpin’ Buffalo, where it’s worse.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/2999 "2020-04-14T02:19:05Z")

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Hey, I’m originally from Toronto. I _used_ to get bumpin’ lake-effect snow.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3000 "2020-04-14T02:23:12Z")

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Isn’t Toronto on the bumpin’ wrong side of the lake for lake effect snow?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3001 "2020-04-14T02:39:30Z")

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Perhaps oddly, no. The winds tend to come from the northwest, meaning that they come over Lake Huron and Georgian Bay, picking up moisture. They then dump it, in the form of snow, on southern Ontario. Toronto may not get hit as hard as Barrie and Orillia (an area known as “the snowbelt”), but it’s still hit pretty hard.

I recall some severe winter storms from my Toronto days, when snowfall was measured in feet. The worst was in January 1999, when we got about four feet of lake-effect snow over two or three days. The city basically shut down, and the Army was called in to help with snow clearing, as the city did not have enough manpower to cope with so much snow.

Bump.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3002 "2020-04-14T02:55:29Z")

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It’s been a long time since I haven’t bumped this thread, but unfortunately I won’t be able to bump it today, either. Sorry!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2020, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3003 "2020-04-14T09:41:27Z")

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You wouldn’t remember the bumpin’ [Great Blizzard of 1950](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Appalachian_Storm_of_1950). I was 5. We had drifts of snow up to the 2nd floor windows and everything shut down. It hit on Thanksgiving, and none of our holiday guests could make it, so we had a shit load of food to last for weeks. I was never so sick of eating turkey.

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