# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3064 "2020-04-24T04:21:53Z")
Bumped for no real reason, but I just had to bump anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3065 "2020-04-24T07:16:25Z")
Not a lot of posting in many of the threads — apparently nobody wants to bump any of 'em. 'Cept this one. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3066 "2020-04-24T08:39:04Z")
No, I’ve noticed that the board is particularly titchy today, with many 502s and 504s. What the heck, I’ll bump anyway. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3067 "2020-04-24T11:31:59Z")
I’ll get in another bump, before the whole site crashes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3068 "2020-04-24T20:35:37Z")
Me too. Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3069 "2020-04-24T21:10:47Z")
Bumping ere I go for takeout. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2020, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3070 "2020-04-25T05:41:42Z")
I really miss my bumpin’ barber. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3071 "2020-04-25T05:54:03Z")
Bump. I’m missing a lot, and am getting pretty bumpin’ bored. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2020, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3072 "2020-04-25T06:40:25Z")
## Bump your hair long. I miss Sonic corndogs, for other reasons. Pandemic corndogs aren’t so good, anyway. So I’ll bump again:D ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2020, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3073 "2020-04-25T17:55:38Z")
The Lone Ranger Bump: Bump. Badabump. Badabump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump, bump, badabump, badabump bump bump bump, bump bump bump bump, baaaaah! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3074 "2020-04-26T01:35:52Z")
Nicely done, **Professor**! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3075 "2020-04-26T17:14:33Z")
Should I be lazy today? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3076 "2020-04-26T17:41:32Z")
Never bump tomorrow what you can bump today. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3077 "2020-04-26T19:33:42Z")
Never bump today what you can bump tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3078 "2020-04-26T20:17:22Z")
As the old song had it, “Que sera, sera” – what will bump, will bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3079 "2020-04-26T20:23:08Z")
Bumping with a song I’ve been listening to over and over over again lately - “Good Time Girl” by Sofi Tukker: [SOFI TUKKER - Good Time Girl feat. Charlie Barker [Ultra Music] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1vDFDAWlQg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3080 "2020-04-26T21:25:38Z")
I think I’ll bump the yardwork to tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3081 "2020-04-26T23:46:56Z")
The end of a bumpin’ rainy day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3082 "2020-04-26T23:53:46Z")
Hey, at least it’s not bumpin’ snow. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3083 "2020-04-26T23:58:38Z")
Don’t even mention bumpin’ snow. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=153) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=155)