# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3084 "2020-04-27T01:41:41Z")
Bumpin’ Sunday evening. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3085 "2020-04-27T01:48:54Z")
And tomorrow? \*It’s just another bumpin’ Monday, I wish it was Sunday, ‘Cause that’s my fun day, My I don’t have to run day, It’s just another bumpin’ Monday. \* ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3086 "2020-04-27T01:57:04Z")
Rainy days and Mondays always get you bumpy? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3087 "2020-04-27T02:27:21Z")
“Except for Monday which was never BUMPY anyway” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3088 "2020-04-27T04:09:13Z")
\*Talkin’ to myself and feelin’ old, Sometimes I’d like to quit, Nothin’ ever seems to fit. Being a lump, Nothin’ to do but grump, Rainy days and Mondays always make me bump. \* ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3089 "2020-04-27T04:15:41Z")
Bumpday, Bumpday, can’t trust that day; Bumpday, Bumpday, sometimes it just turns out that way. Oh, Bumpday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be. Oh, Bumpday, Bumpday, how could you leave and not take me? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3090 "2020-04-27T08:11:30Z")
\*Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one, When you gonna give me some time, Bumpona? Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run, Got it coming offa the line, Bumpona. Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind, I always get it up, for the bump of the younger kind, My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa! M-m-m-my Bumpona… \* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3091 "2020-04-27T08:29:15Z")
**Spoons** , that’s a bad BUMP. Dude! (:)) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2020, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3092 "2020-04-27T09:37:07Z")
Oh no, **Beck**. I’m only getting started. \*So I’d like to know where, you got the notion, Said I’d like to know where, you got the notion, To bump the boat, don’t bump the boat baby Bump the boat, don’t bump the boat over, Bump the boat, don’t bump the boat over… \* Hey, I could do this all day! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3093 "2020-04-29T06:58:21Z")
**Spoons** , you Bumped it up again! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3094 "2020-04-29T08:17:01Z")
Bumpin’ great, **Spoons**! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2020, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3095 "2020-04-29T22:05:28Z")
Thanks, folks! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3096 "2020-04-30T00:48:46Z")
A quiet evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3097 "2020-04-30T03:37:10Z")
Finally, the cat has gone for a nap, and is no longer bumping his head into me. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3098 "2020-04-30T18:13:24Z")
Going to be a busy day today. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3099 "2020-04-30T21:48:14Z")
A bump just for fun. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3100 "2020-04-30T22:57:26Z")
All day, I kept thinking today’s bumpin’ Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3101 "2020-04-30T23:47:20Z")
I’m losing track of the bumping days too. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3102 "2020-05-01T00:01:38Z")
And tomorrow starts another bumpin’ month, as if that made any more difference than the day of the week… Sorry, I’ll snap out of it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3103 "2020-05-01T00:40:01Z")
This is the first time our dogwood tree hasn’t bloomed in April. It’s bumpin’ close, but not yet. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=154) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=156)