# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3104 "2020-05-01T01:57:05Z")
Buds are appearing on the trees. Looks like spring is bumpin’ its way in. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3105 "2020-05-01T03:16:45Z")
Bumping around in the South, but I’m cold. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3106 "2020-05-01T21:24:23Z")
Friday bump, and the first bump of a new month. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3107 "2020-05-02T01:16:33Z")
May I bump? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3108 "2020-05-02T01:42:04Z")
I think you just did. Nicely bumped! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3109 "2020-05-02T04:02:27Z")
Welcome to the weekend new Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3110 "2020-05-03T01:56:32Z")
I’m beginning to think it’s a used weekend, now. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3111 "2020-05-03T08:20:52Z")
And now we’ve bumped into Sunday. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2020, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3112 "2020-05-03T22:51:54Z")
And it’s a nice Sunday too. Bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3113 "2020-05-04T05:10:31Z")
Happy bumpin’ Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3114 "2020-05-04T20:05:28Z")
To the tune of the Imperial Marck: Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump ba bump. Bump ba bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3115 "2020-05-04T22:13:31Z")
That’s bumped things up a notch, **Yllaria**. Well done! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3116 "2020-05-05T02:36:13Z")
May the fourth Bump you! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3117 "2020-05-05T03:36:06Z")
Tomorrow, you can bump some ice cubes into a glass, and may the fifth be with you! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3118 "2020-05-05T05:44:38Z")
Happy Cinco de Bumpo! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2020, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3119 "2020-05-05T06:27:12Z")
Ah, the fifth Marx Brother: Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Zeppo, and Bumpo. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3120 "2020-05-06T18:53:40Z")
Today is errand day. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3121 "2020-05-06T20:24:57Z")
I’ve got to run some bumpin’ errands too. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3122 "2020-05-07T00:27:48Z")
Damn! Bumpin’ SNOW in the forecast for Fri. and Sat. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2020, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3123 "2020-05-07T01:14:42Z")
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