# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 159
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3164 "2020-05-13T02:43:18Z")
Bump for bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3165 "2020-05-13T02:55:01Z")
A late night bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3166 "2020-05-13T03:43:37Z")
\*In the clearing stands a boxer, And a bumper by his trade, And he carries the reminders, Of ev’ry glove that bumped him down Or cut him till he cried out, In his anger and his shame, “I am leaving, I am leaving” But the bumper still remains, mmm mmm… \* ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3167 "2020-05-13T07:00:31Z")
Ah, Simon and Garbumper. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3168 "2020-05-13T08:32:14Z")
\*Like a bridge over bumpy water, I will ease your mind. Like a bridge over bumpy water I will ease your mind… \* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3169 "2020-05-13T08:43:33Z")
I’m afraid Bumpy water will give me _Mal de mer_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3170 "2020-05-13T08:59:02Z")
\*Let us be lovers, we’ll bump both our fortunes together, I’ve got some real estate here in my bag. So we bought a pack of cigarettes, and Mrs. Wagner’s pies, And we bumped off to look for America. \* ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2020, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3171 "2020-05-13T09:26:28Z")
_Slow down, you move too fast You got to make the morning last Just kicking down the cobblestones Looking for fun and feeling bumpy…_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3172 "2020-05-14T04:26:20Z")
Ah! The “59th Street Bump Song (Feelin’ Bumpy).” Well done! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3173 "2020-05-14T04:50:57Z")
Warmer but stormy weather ahead. Better than bumpin’ snow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2020, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3174 "2020-05-14T05:08:20Z")
\*Don’t know why, There’s no sun up in the sky, Bumpy weather, Since my man and I ain’t together… \* ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3175 "2020-05-15T15:26:24Z")
Eat, sleep and breathe that you’re full of the stuff Go back and tie it up tight Wheat, meat, dairy-free tea, total happy clappy high on life You should try it You should know (you should know) bump on while no one’s looking . . . ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3176 "2020-05-15T22:44:32Z")
Bump like nobody’s watching! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3177 "2020-05-17T14:32:31Z")
Bump bump bump \ HEY WAKE UP IN THERE ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3178 "2020-05-17T17:16:51Z")
_yawn_ _stretch_ What’s that bumping? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3179 "2020-05-17T18:19:59Z")
Bump it up!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2020, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3180 "2020-05-17T23:57:07Z")
Did we forget to bump for a day or so? How could that happen? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3181 "2020-05-18T01:36:12Z")
Well, _I_ obviously slept through it. But where was everybody else? Out bumping with other people? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3182 "2020-05-18T04:49:57Z")
I, for one, would _never_ bump with anyone else. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3183 "2020-05-18T05:08:08Z")
Well, it seems to me that these days, nobody is bumping with anybody else. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=158) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=160)