# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3184 "2020-05-18T05:16:14Z")
Bump for a new week! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3185 "2020-05-18T05:26:53Z")
_Bump for the money, Bump for the show. Bump, for the lady on the radio. You might bump the one, You’ll never know, you’ll never know. If only there was a better way to go…_ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3186 "2020-05-18T14:00:30Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Did we forget to bump for a day or so? How could that happen? Well, in my case I’m just forgetful. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2020, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3187 "2020-05-18T15:20:13Z")
A Monday morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3188 "2020-05-19T00:29:33Z")
Early evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3189 "2020-05-19T00:49:06Z")
A rainy mid-evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3190 "2020-05-19T00:58:25Z")
We’ve got bumpin’ rain in the forecast. At least it’s not bumpin’ snow! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3191 "2020-05-19T04:06:47Z")
Last bump of the day for me. G’night, all! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3192 "2020-05-19T09:55:45Z")
A Tuesday morning bump of dawn. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3193 "2020-05-19T11:11:51Z")
\*I’m bumping with myself, reflections of my mind, It’s just the kind of day to bump myself behind. So gently bumping through the fairyland of love, If you’ll just bump with me you’ll see the beauty of, Tuesday afternoon, Tuesday afternoon. \* ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3194 "2020-05-19T23:40:16Z")
Would you like to bump on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3195 "2020-05-20T03:53:13Z")
_Just what makes that little old ant, Think he can bump that rubber tree plant? Anyone knows an ant, can’t, Bump a rubber tree plant. But he’s got high hopes…_ ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3196 "2020-05-20T05:08:36Z")
Rain drops keep bumpin on my head Something something something bumpin ed I dont know The lyrics to this song So Rain drops keep bumpin raindrops keep bumpin Yeah raindrops keep bumpin On My Head ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3197 "2020-05-20T06:14:01Z")
Thanks for the bumpin’ earworms, y’all! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3198 "2020-05-20T07:23:21Z")
Would you like more earworms, **Beck**? \*Oh no, not I, I will survive, Oh, as long as I know how to bump, I know I’ll stay alive. I’ve got no time for a chump, And I’ve got all my love to bump, and I’ll survive. I will survive, hey, hey… \* ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3199 "2020-05-20T09:33:16Z")
Bumpity doo-dah Bumpity-ay! My oh my what a bumpiful day! Plenty of sunshine bumpin’ my way! Bumptity doo-dah Bumpity ay! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3200 "2020-05-20T16:25:54Z")
I’m bumping over a four leaf clover That I never bumped before . . . I looked up the lyrics because I couldn’t remember the verses. Turns out that song has no verses, it just repeats the chorus three times. And the bridge is an instrumental version of the chorus with no changes at all. Well, that’s simple. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3201 "2020-05-20T17:16:11Z")
I’m bumping missing **AnnieXmas** , I hope she’s bumping along safely. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3202 "2020-05-20T22:41:35Z")
Hope that **Annie** can bump with us again soon! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2020, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3203 "2020-05-20T23:29:55Z")
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