# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 162
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3224 "2020-05-24T23:32:09Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > Summer is a bumpin’ in! Lhude bump cuccu… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3225 "2020-05-25T06:26:30Z")
\*Bump, cuccu, nu. Bump, cuccu Bump, cuccu. Bump, cuccu, nu Sumer is i-bumpin in— Lhude bump, cuccu! Groweth sed and bloweth med And springth the wude nu Bump, cuccu! Awe bleteth after lomb Lhouth after calve cu Bulluc bumpeth, bucke bumpeth— Murie bump, cuccu! Cuccu, cuccu Wel bumpes thu, cuccu Ne swik thu naver nu!\* ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3226 "2020-05-25T07:09:28Z")
Bumped to say, nice job, **Panache**! \*Whan that Aprille with his shoures bumpe, The droghte of March hath bumped to the roote, And bumped every veyne in swich licóur … \* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3227 "2020-05-25T08:19:01Z")
Bump. Y’all crack me up! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2020, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3228 "2020-05-25T08:47:50Z")
Ah, **Beck**. Our young grassbumper. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3229 "2020-05-26T10:14:47Z")
Bumpin’ 90F today! Yikes! ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3230 "2020-05-26T10:22:57Z")
_runs into the thread and bumps into panache_ Oops, sorry! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3231 "2020-05-26T15:48:53Z")
That’s bumpin’ ok, **Nava**. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3232 "2020-05-26T18:24:39Z")
Aw. I missed Chaucer day. To yow, my purse, and to noon other wight Complaine I, for ye be my lady dere. I am so sory now that ye be light, For certes but if ye make me hevy chere, Me were as leef be leyd upon my bere, For which unto your mercy thus I slump Beth hevy ageyn or elles mot I bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3233 "2020-05-26T18:26:18Z")
Bumpy weather predicted. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3234 "2020-05-26T19:39:21Z")
Shout-out to Yllaria for the elegant bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2020, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3235 "2020-05-26T23:13:47Z")
Nicely bumped, **Yllaria**! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3236 "2020-05-28T02:06:40Z")
No bumps in over 24 hours? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3237 "2020-05-28T03:38:06Z")
Bump it up folks. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3238 "2020-05-28T03:52:39Z")
But our bumps seem so ordinary now by comparison. Ah, well. Bumpety- bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3239 "2020-05-28T04:06:28Z")
Sometimes, ordinary bumps are the best kind of all. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3240 "2020-05-28T10:21:37Z")
Ok, here’s another ordinary bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3241 "2020-05-28T22:38:34Z")
Just have to share a Chaucerian pun from my last post. The line: I am so sory now that ye be light, . . . Since he’s called his purse a lady, saying she is light means both that his purse is nearly empty and that his purse is a strumpet, implying that his income is undependable. I think I got that from an old Medieval Studies textbook. It’s been awhile. And, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3242 "2020-05-28T22:59:24Z")
Evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3243 "2020-05-29T04:33:35Z")
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