# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3244 "2020-05-29T05:20:51Z")
Early morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3245 "2020-05-29T05:28:33Z")
Finally cooling off a little bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3246 "2020-05-29T05:31:33Z")
Rainy day bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3247 "2020-05-29T06:11:42Z")
A bump, just because. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3248 "2020-05-29T11:00:44Z")
Another morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3249 "2020-05-29T14:04:57Z")
Am I awake yet? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3250 "2020-05-29T19:15:16Z")
Not me. _snore_ Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3251 "2020-05-29T23:31:35Z")
And another bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3252 "2020-05-30T00:29:47Z")
Here we go again. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3253 "2020-05-30T02:41:29Z")
Bumpy day. Yay! It’s the weekend. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3254 "2020-05-30T03:05:34Z")
Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow Bumps in this petty pace from day to day To the last syllable of recorded time. Too bumpy, mabye? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3255 "2020-05-30T04:20:35Z")
Ah, good old Shakesbump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3256 "2020-05-30T10:47:46Z")
Or is it Bumpspeare? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3257 "2020-05-30T14:40:50Z")
The bump of Avon? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3258 "2020-05-30T21:58:03Z")
_Much Ado About Bumping_? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3259 "2020-05-31T00:45:59Z")
_A Midsummer Night’s Bump?_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3260 "2020-05-31T01:16:31Z")
_The Bumping of the Shrew_? ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3261 "2020-05-31T01:46:57Z")
Sorry to distract, but I solved the problem of the bixby button on my new phone! (Yay). No more bumpin the damn thing for me ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3262 "2020-05-31T05:14:22Z")
Congrats. As You Bump It. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3263 "2020-05-31T06:27:53Z")
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