# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3264 "2020-05-31T06:48:38Z")
_The Bumpest_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3265 "2020-05-31T08:14:23Z")
Bump me to the moon. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3266 "2020-05-31T13:24:45Z")
_Bumpus Andronicus_ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3267 "2020-05-31T14:37:31Z")
_The Bumper of Venice_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3268 "2020-05-31T22:37:37Z")
_Troilus and Bumpida_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3269 "2020-05-31T23:58:11Z")
_The Comedy of Bumpers_. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3270 "2020-06-01T02:12:45Z")
To bump, Or not to bump ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3271 "2020-06-01T13:31:36Z")
Ah… That is the bumping question. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3272 "2020-06-01T15:58:26Z")
I come to bury Caesar, not to bump him. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2020, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3273 "2020-06-01T23:06:30Z")
_Et tu, Bumpe?_ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3274 "2020-06-02T00:59:03Z")
I’m bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3275 "2020-06-02T02:30:47Z")
I thought you’d tell us that you were “bumped, bumped, bumped!” ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3276 "2020-06-02T12:29:07Z")
Groooooaaaannnnnm Too BUMPIN early to wake up this morning ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3277 "2020-06-02T13:48:40Z")
So go back to bumpin’ sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3278 "2020-06-02T14:10:33Z")
But I have to go to bumpin’ work. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3279 "2020-06-02T17:46:05Z")
Bumpin’ lazy day! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3280 "2020-06-02T19:43:10Z")
Bumpin’ noisy afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3281 "2020-06-02T23:40:57Z")
Bumpin’ lazy day here too. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3282 "2020-06-03T00:00:43Z")
Bumpin’ _beautiful_ summer day here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3283 "2020-06-03T01:25:44Z")
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