# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3284 "2020-06-03T01:34:54Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3285 "2020-06-03T07:24:35Z")
Soon we’ll be complaining about the bumpin’ heat. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3286 "2020-06-03T23:19:12Z")
Beautiful bumpin’ day here. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3287 "2020-06-03T23:49:58Z")
Just a little bumpin’ rain today; otherwise, beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3288 "2020-06-04T00:13:49Z")
Bump ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3289 "2020-06-04T00:55:44Z")
Bump?? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Harrrumph! And of course bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3290 "2020-06-04T00:56:51Z")
Was that a harrrumph bumph? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3291 "2020-06-04T00:58:07Z")
A bumpy hello! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3292 "2020-06-04T03:21:34Z")
Hm. Answering my humphy bellow with a bumpy hello. This Beck may be holding some cards up her sleeve. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3293 "2020-06-04T03:36:41Z")
A bumpy “Hello!” backatcha, **Beck**! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3294 "2020-06-04T05:12:15Z")
Too late for me to bump now - maybe tomorrow, but I make no promises. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3295 "2020-06-04T05:54:51Z")
_Nobody_ expects a late-night bump! (What, you were expecting the Spanish Inquisition?) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3296 "2020-06-04T07:41:27Z")
Bump in the wee hours. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3297 "2020-06-04T09:58:51Z")
“A bump in any direction is the same as no bump at all.” – After Harry Nilsson’s “The Bump,” which had something to do with points. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3298 "2020-06-04T13:05:49Z")
How about a bump in every direction? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3299 "2020-06-04T18:25:46Z")
Omnibumptional? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3300 "2020-06-04T22:11:57Z")
Yes. Omnibumptional. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3301 "2020-06-04T22:17:02Z")
Bumpnipotent. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3302 "2020-06-05T09:32:05Z")
Supercalifragilisticexpialibumpcious. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3303 "2020-06-06T03:49:41Z")
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