# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3344 "2020-06-13T06:23:08Z")
_Bump me to the moon Let me bump among the stars And let me bump what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars In other words, bump my hand In other words, baby, bump me_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2020, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3345 "2020-06-13T23:41:24Z")
\*It’s quarter to three, There’s no-one in the place 'Cept you and me. So set 'em up Joe, I’ve got a little story I think you should know. We’re bumping my friend, To the end of a brief episode. Make it one bump for my baby, And one bump for the road.\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3346 "2020-06-14T04:21:15Z")
Bumping another Saturday night. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3347 "2020-06-14T04:49:43Z")
_Another Saturday night, And I ain’t got no bumpin’. I got some money 'cause I just got paid. Now, how I wish I had someone to bump with, I’m in an awful way._ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3348 "2020-06-14T11:07:50Z")
\*It was Saturday night, the moon was bright, Bumping down its harvest light; Music all around to hear, Bump the stage and atmosphere. Many bump to suit their taste, Participate in the ego race; Tonight’s the night for you to be Biggest bump in history.\* ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3349 "2020-06-14T22:36:11Z")
Hey diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow bumped over the moon . . . ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3350 "2020-06-15T02:52:50Z")
Time for another bump, I think. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3351 "2020-06-15T16:35:26Z")
Only the first bump of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3352 "2020-06-15T20:25:40Z")
Second bump of the day. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3353 "2020-06-15T20:37:08Z")
My, some of us are feeling _way_ bumpy. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2020, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3354 "2020-06-15T21:30:40Z")
Better bumpy than grumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3355 "2020-06-16T02:37:50Z")
[https://www.accuform.com/traffic-sign/surface--driving-conditions-sign-FRW421](https://www.accuform.com/traffic-sign/surface--driving-conditions-sign-FRW421) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3356 "2020-06-16T16:12:29Z")
We don’t need no steenkin’ bumps. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3357 "2020-06-16T22:55:59Z")
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she bumps into mine. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3358 "2020-06-16T23:36:11Z")
Bumpin’ on to new horizons. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3359 "2020-06-17T00:09:37Z")
Just bumpin’ on. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2020, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3360 "2020-06-17T06:33:20Z")
\*Bumpin’ it, ooh, bumpin’ it– I’m solid gold, I’ve got the goods, They stand when I bump, Through their neighborhoods. I’m bumpin’ it, I’ve got the chance, I’ll jump at it, No more, no more, dumpin’ it, This time in life, I’m bumpin’ it! Ooh-ooh-ooh!\* ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3361 "2020-06-22T05:15:42Z")
Hey, let’s get bumping again! ---
**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3362 "2020-06-22T05:26:06Z")
Okay! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2020, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3363 "2020-06-22T05:59:49Z")
New Dope Bump from stormy Arkansas. So happy for threadgames. I missed it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=167) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=169)