# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/321 "2018-11-13T08:09:38Z")
I see your bump and raise you. ---
**Author:** ![Mumberthax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Mumberthax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mumberthax)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/322 "2018-11-15T18:31:21Z")
Thump. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2018, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/323 "2018-11-15T18:54:43Z")
Don’t thump this bread? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/324 "2018-11-16T08:29:06Z")
As long as the sun rises in the yeast, you can bump it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/325 "2018-11-17T15:11:01Z")
Which Marvel character bumped off Stan Lee? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/326 "2018-11-19T08:01:40Z")
I was never a Marvel fan, but I did have to admire Stan Lee for the way his studio bumped DC movies into pretty much nothing to be concerned with. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/327 "2018-11-19T20:18:45Z")
All bump down to Stan Lee. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/328 "2018-11-21T09:03:26Z")
Stan Lee was what? Ninety-five? I don’t think he could have danced the bump without breaking a hip. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/329 "2018-11-21T15:13:05Z")
Does your Thanksgiving turkey have bumps on it? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/330 "2018-11-21T15:16:56Z")
No. That’s pie. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/331 "2018-11-21T17:25:11Z")
[Arkansas](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=DmrsotMz&id=364E5EA27B0CBCFDC283ECDF2B496A368F1C1E1D&thid=OIP.DmrsotMzEEDgydEQvNcH7QHaIt&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2fwww.encyclopediaofarkansas.net%2fmedia%2fgallery%2fphoto%2fdale_bumpers_f.jpg&exph=600&expw=510&q=dale+bumpers&simid=608053464970233150&selectedIndex=1) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/332 "2018-11-24T08:49:28Z")
plumpity bump ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2018, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/333 "2018-11-24T12:50:20Z")
[Betty Bumpers has died](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.arkansasonline.com/news/2018/nov/23/betty-bumpers-arkansas-first-lady/&ved=2ahUKEwjKjM-YiO3eAhVM11kKHeH-Aa8Q5OUBMBR6BAgEEAE&usg=AOvVaw1uJ-Cz6Gkx3YRYIn2q49bW). ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2018, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/334 "2018-11-25T09:41:40Z")
Things went a little awry in the pro wrestling ring tonight, but as one of the wrestlers later said to me, “We took care not to bump you, Spoons.” I didn’t get bumped there, so I thought I’d bump here. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/335 "2018-11-27T15:50:29Z")
[Bat Bite Bump](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/queensland/bump-in-bat-bites-thanks-to-queensland-heatwave-20181127-p50ilp.html&ved=0ahUKEwjjwJOZ9vTeAhVHzlkKHfaUA1I4ChDF9AEIKTAB&usg=AOvVaw2Aso4mY-bYUrer4rPMCRS7) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/336 "2018-11-29T08:55:25Z")
Oh, what the heck. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/337 "2018-12-01T00:03:38Z")
This bumping thing. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/338 "2018-12-01T17:31:47Z")
Anchorage Alaska got bumped by an earthquake yesterday ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/339 "2018-12-05T09:21:33Z")
When driving home today, my car hit a big bump. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/340 "2018-12-05T15:29:19Z")
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