# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3424 "2020-06-29T00:02:52Z")
Who’d ‘ve thought a simple bump would make a guy feel at home again… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3425 "2020-06-29T00:24:13Z")
Bump long and Prosper! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3426 "2020-06-29T01:42:48Z")
Bump long and hard! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3427 "2020-06-29T02:34:22Z")
_Might as well bump!_ _Go ahead and bump!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3428 "2020-06-29T09:51:45Z")
_Let’s bump again_ _Like we did last summer!_ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3429 "2020-06-29T14:04:06Z")
Still getting used to the new search function bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3430 "2020-06-29T15:03:41Z")
Bump-de-bump-bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3431 "2020-06-29T22:36:36Z")
Bump. Because you’re worth it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3432 "2020-06-30T00:09:06Z")
Awww! **Spoons** , that makes my heart go BUMP ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3433 "2020-06-30T03:53:59Z")
Did you just get censored bump? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3434 "2020-06-30T03:59:32Z")
Usually it takes a bump-and-grind to get censored (and Beckdawrek is a grandma, so she probably doesn’t do that sort of thing very often anymore.) Oh, did I just bump this thread that isn’t supposed to be bumped? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3435 "2020-06-30T04:04:42Z")
I think that’s the new-style spoiler. Just click it to see what it says. Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3436 "2020-06-30T04:05:34Z")
No pretense bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3437 "2020-06-30T12:05:07Z")
Yeah, I like the new-style spoilers. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3438 "2020-06-30T19:54:15Z")
Bump. Because this thread needed it. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3439 "2020-06-30T20:11:01Z")
Bump, if you want to taste my kisses in the night then Bump, bump for my love ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3440 "2020-07-01T02:42:33Z")
In the name of… bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3441 "2020-07-01T05:39:49Z")
This looks like a job for … somebumpy else. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3442 "2020-07-01T14:32:29Z")
My first bump for July! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2020, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3443 "2020-07-01T22:45:29Z")
Mine too! Bump! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=173)