# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 175
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2020, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3484 "2020-07-08T22:08:06Z")
Looks like you did. So did I. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3485 "2020-07-09T02:20:47Z")
Did you not mean to bump? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3486 "2020-07-09T04:15:56Z")
I guess I didn’t. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3487 "2020-07-09T06:46:49Z")
_I will not bump this thread right now,_ _I will not bump it; this I vow!_ _I will not bump it to the top,_ _I will not bump it for soda pop,_ _I will not bump it for a brand new car,_ _I will not bump it for a pirate, yarrr!_ _I will not bump this thread right now,_ _I will not bump it; this I vow!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3488 "2020-07-09T07:35:46Z")
Cat just head-bumped my leg. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3489 "2020-07-09T15:20:39Z")
Reverse psychology doesn’t work with me. Usually. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3490 "2020-07-09T22:10:02Z")
A bump, just because. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3491 "2020-07-09T22:58:56Z")
An early evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3492 "2020-07-09T23:58:14Z")
Bumping while others think I’m listening intently to a Zoom meeting. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3493 "2020-07-10T03:28:26Z")
Let’s see what happens this time. ETA: The same. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3494 "2020-07-10T03:37:51Z")
I haven’t bumped since earlier today, so here’s another bump from me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3495 "2020-07-10T08:53:56Z")
> [@PlaceboTarget](#): > > Let’s see what happens this time. > > ETA: The same. What the bump was this about? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3496 "2020-07-10T09:45:45Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > What the bump was this about? Nothing. It’s just a bumpy road. 😀 ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3497 "2020-07-10T16:50:23Z")
A missed bumping yesterday bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3498 "2020-07-10T18:58:28Z")
Bump? Sure. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3499 "2020-07-10T19:21:58Z")
Hey, why not? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3500 "2020-07-10T21:34:26Z")
Hey, my seatbelt’s fastened. Bump away. Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3501 "2020-07-10T21:50:08Z")
Bump for post #3501! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2020, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3502 "2020-07-10T23:40:51Z")
A Friday evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2020, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3503 "2020-07-11T00:14:29Z")
A bump for no apparent reason. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=174) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=176)