# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 178
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3544 "2020-07-16T02:44:18Z")
Everybody okay? Nobody got bumped too hard? ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3545 "2020-07-16T02:46:17Z")
Nobody wants to bump too high, do they? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3546 "2020-07-16T03:40:40Z")
You take the high bump and I’ll take the low bump, and I’ll bump in Scotland afore ye. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3547 "2020-07-16T15:40:19Z")
It’ll take a lot more than that to bump me to Scotland. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3548 "2020-07-16T18:13:06Z")
This is virtual reality. I can bump myself to the moon and back. BUMP! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2020, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3549 "2020-07-16T23:50:08Z")
Time for another bump, I think. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3550 "2020-07-17T01:45:06Z")
They say we shouldn’t wait for the right time anymore. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3551 "2020-07-17T10:13:18Z")
I just looked out the window and thought I saw a cute kitty crossing the street. Turned out to be a bumpin’ skunk. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3552 "2020-07-17T10:45:33Z")
Several birds were bumping around. Bump, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2020, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3553 "2020-07-17T22:20:47Z")
Looks like we’re in for a bumpin’ rainstorm. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3554 "2020-07-18T04:09:53Z")
Bumping sunshine here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3555 "2020-07-18T04:33:18Z")
Well, I was wrong. We didn’t get a bumpin’ rainstorm–we got a bumpin’ _hailstorm!_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3556 "2020-07-18T06:21:00Z")
Beautiful morning here: [![](https://www.liviu.biz/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bucuresti_de_sus.jpg) ](https://www.liviu.biz/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bucuresti_de_sus.jpg) Bump. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2020, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3557 "2020-07-18T23:14:46Z")
Another bumpin’ hot (but beautiful) day. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3558 "2020-07-19T02:49:23Z")
Okay, let me be more precise: Partly cloudy Temperature: 31C Precipitation: 20% Humidity: 48% Wind: 13 km/h Time: for a new bump. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3559 "2020-07-19T04:14:27Z")
Okay, here’s a new bump. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3560 "2020-07-19T04:18:01Z")
And here’s fresh one. 💎 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3561 "2020-07-19T07:50:39Z")
Those bumps are stale by now. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3562 "2020-07-19T08:01:45Z")
Fresh bump! Aside to **Panache** : did you lose interest in the “Count to a Million” thread? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2020, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3563 "2020-07-19T13:38:38Z")
Sorry, it fell through the cracks. I just posted in it, but it doesn’t show in the “Last Post” listings. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=177) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=179)