# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/341 "2018-12-06T19:40:00Z")
Oh, to hell with them! Let 'em bump! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2018, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/342 "2018-12-06T23:51:45Z")
I don’t bump; I do The Hustle! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/343 "2018-12-07T01:03:55Z")
Bump, before it all ends. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/344 "2018-12-07T05:16:29Z")
Everyone’s in bed. I’ve got no one to bump my butt with. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/345 "2018-12-07T08:20:24Z")
How about a bumpity bump against an open drawer or door. It’s fun and useful. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/346 "2018-12-07T23:26:46Z")
I bumped into a door once. It was neither fun nor useful. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2018, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/347 "2018-12-07T23:30:54Z")
^ It was your wife give you that black eye, admit it! ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/348 "2018-12-10T01:50:34Z")
Well, that bunch last night was bump enough to take over the marines and the navy! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/349 "2018-12-10T03:57:35Z")
Bumper fi! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/350 "2018-12-10T16:26:45Z")
Bumps aweigh! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/351 "2018-12-11T04:01:25Z")
Off we go, into the wild bump yonder… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/352 "2018-12-11T14:27:43Z")
As the bumpers go rolling along! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/353 "2018-12-11T14:32:43Z")
On the 13th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me 13 bumpers bumping Twelve crummers crumming Eleven dipers diping Ten erds a-eaping Nine fladies fancing Eight gaids a-gilking Seven hans a-himming Six ieese a-iaying Five jold jings Four kolly kirds Three lench lens Two murtle moves, and A nartridge in a near nree ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/354 "2018-12-11T15:11:26Z")
Ba-rumpa Bump Bump. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/355 "2018-12-11T15:47:41Z")
Annie has a cold. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/356 "2018-12-11T18:13:08Z")
Semper Bumpus. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/357 "2018-12-12T06:01:05Z")
_Ex bumpi causa non oritur actio._ ( **Elendil’s Heir** should have no trouble with this one.) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/358 "2018-12-12T06:30:57Z")
I am too tired to bump, I’d rather slump.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/359 "2018-12-12T14:37:16Z")
And now Tennessee and Georgia just got bumped by a 4.4 earthquake… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2018, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/360 "2018-12-12T17:53:38Z")
Nice one, **Spoons**!: [Ex turpi causa non oritur actio - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ex_turpi_causa_non_oritur_actio) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=19)