# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 180
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3584 "2020-07-22T08:31:10Z")
Time to bump again. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3585 "2020-07-22T08:41:04Z")
Roger. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3586 "2020-07-22T08:47:33Z")
A hypoglycemic bump. 🥴 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3587 "2020-07-22T17:46:06Z")
A pleasant summer’s day bump. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3588 "2020-07-22T20:00:17Z")
A good night bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3589 "2020-07-22T23:45:56Z")
A pleasant evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3590 "2020-07-23T02:02:10Z")
I think it’s time for another bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3591 "2020-07-23T02:30:52Z")
What a thread-bumper **Spoons** is! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3592 "2020-07-23T05:04:46Z")
I need to water the back yard. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3593 "2020-07-23T05:44:50Z")
> [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > What a thread-bumper **Spoons** is! It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta bump it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3594 "2020-07-23T07:02:13Z")
Well, I’ll think of bumpthing to say here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3595 "2020-07-23T13:45:22Z")
When you do, please bumping let us know. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3596 "2020-07-23T19:33:15Z")
What the bump? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3597 "2020-07-23T23:24:27Z")
Just a plain, ordinary, nothing-special, bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3598 "2020-07-23T23:26:09Z")
Bumpin’ right, mate. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3599 "2020-07-24T04:30:37Z")
Bumps for everyone. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3600 "2020-07-24T04:58:27Z")
Just bumpin’ along here. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3601 "2020-07-24T05:43:05Z")
You gotta go along to bump along. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3602 "2020-07-24T08:19:21Z")
Bumping in for reasons ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3603 "2020-07-24T12:09:39Z")
Bumping in for no reason. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=179) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=181)