# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 181
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3604 "2020-07-24T13:56:34Z")
Cogito, ergo bumpo. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3605 "2020-07-24T17:18:09Z")
TGIbump! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3606 "2020-07-24T18:03:31Z")
A bump from a Monday lover. In advance, I know. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3607 "2020-07-24T20:30:08Z")
An I’ve-still-got-one-more-meeting-to-go bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2020, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3608 "2020-07-24T23:17:01Z")
An anticipation of _Falstaff_ bump. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3609 "2020-07-25T02:40:17Z")
Don’t mind me. This is just a drill. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3610 "2020-07-25T06:38:21Z")
A mid-_Falstaff_ cursing at the erratic subtitles. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3611 "2020-07-25T08:36:08Z")
A bump in every direction is the same as no bump at all. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3612 "2020-07-25T08:40:03Z")
I bump, therefore I’m not. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3613 "2020-07-25T09:13:45Z")
_Oh when the veil of dreams has lifted,_ _And the fairy tales have all been told,_ _There’s a bump at the end of the rainbow;_ _More precious than a pot of gold._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2020, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3614 "2020-07-25T09:21:02Z")
The bump is our why. It channels our actions. It fuels our zest. It incorporates our efforts, our friendships, and our general lifestyles. It wraps around our entire universe. It signifies leading our lives in an deliberate way. It offers our existence a more acute focus. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3615 "2020-07-26T03:30:42Z")
Well after sundown bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3616 "2020-07-26T05:48:26Z")
Almost midnight bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2020, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3617 "2020-07-26T08:08:26Z")
“I’m not gonna take this _Bump_ anymore” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3618 "2020-07-27T04:21:02Z")
Bumped, because this thread hasn’t been bumped for a while. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3619 "2020-07-27T07:22:02Z")
An early Monday morning bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3620 "2020-07-27T09:34:44Z")
_Monday, Monday, so good to me;_ _Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be._ _Oh, Monday morning, Monday morning couldn’t guarantee_ _That Monday evening you’d still be bumpin’ here with me._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3621 "2020-07-27T14:17:49Z")
Bump? Well, OK, if you insist… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2020, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3622 "2020-07-27T22:53:42Z")
Yes, we insist. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3623 "2020-07-28T15:34:36Z")
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