# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 184
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3664 "2020-08-06T00:42:48Z")
A bump because it’s been a while. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3665 "2020-08-06T01:42:30Z")
Bumpin’ along on a hump night. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3666 "2020-08-06T13:58:32Z")
Thursday freakin’ bump, baby. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3667 "2020-08-06T19:50:31Z")
I had to turn on the bumpin’ heat this morning. In August! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3668 "2020-08-06T23:01:07Z")
We’re still dealing with bumpin’ heat. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3669 "2020-08-07T02:02:13Z")
Yeah, **panache45** , come on over here to Boston and bump some of our heat back to your place. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3670 "2020-08-07T14:02:06Z")
TGI bumpin’ F! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3671 "2020-08-07T17:58:13Z")
Just bumpin’ along here. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3672 "2020-08-07T19:09:03Z")
Feeling a little fuzzy. Bump. Bump. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3673 "2020-08-08T02:33:27Z")
Nicely done, **Yllaria**! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3674 "2020-08-08T03:38:16Z")
Hey, me bumpin’ too! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3675 "2020-08-08T05:42:56Z")
Bumpin’ right back atcha. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3676 "2020-08-08T20:24:56Z")
Saturday afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2020, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3677 "2020-08-08T20:59:09Z")
Paying my bumpin’ property taxes. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3678 "2020-08-09T05:40:26Z")
Bumpin’ taxes! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3679 "2020-08-10T18:18:06Z")
No taxes. So glad I did them early. My kids said I shouldn’t do it with paper, but the return came soon enough. Bump. Hope your taxes go well, **Spoons**. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3680 "2020-08-10T18:35:39Z")
They’re done, and they went okay, I guess. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3681 "2020-08-10T23:46:57Z")
A Monday evening bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3682 "2020-08-11T00:30:37Z")
_Let’s bump then, you and I,_ _While the evening is spread across the sky,_ _Like a patient etherized upon a table…_ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3683 "2020-08-11T02:38:46Z")
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