# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 185
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3684 "2020-08-11T13:22:50Z")
_This is the way the world ends… not with a bang, but a bump._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3685 "2020-08-11T13:40:06Z")
_I’ve seen enough of the world to know, that I’ve gotta get it all to bump, to get it all to grow…_ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3686 "2020-08-11T20:07:45Z")
_Don’t it always seem as though,_ _You don’t know what you got 'til it’s gone?_ _They bumped paradise,_ _And put up a parking lot._ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3687 "2020-08-12T22:06:25Z")
I’ve been skipping days, haven’t I? A crown popped off last night, not with a bump but a crunch. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2020, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3688 "2020-08-13T22:23:43Z")
…ya got yer dead bump in the middle of the road, dead bump in the middle of the road, dead bump in the middle of the road, stinking to high heaven… ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3689 "2020-08-14T00:54:50Z")
Friday the 13th came on a Thursday this month. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3690 "2020-08-14T03:41:44Z")
Should we fear Friday the 14th? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3691 "2020-08-14T03:45:46Z")
I ain’t afraid of no bumpin’ Friday the 14th. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3692 "2020-08-14T03:54:48Z")
How are you about motherbumpin’ snakes on a motherbumpin’ plane? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3693 "2020-08-14T07:14:44Z")
I don’t bumpin’ care, as long as they’re not kicking the back of my seat. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3694 "2020-08-14T13:51:11Z")
TGIBumpF! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3695 "2020-08-14T14:48:38Z")
Happy Friday Bump! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2020, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3696 "2020-08-14T22:31:12Z")
Today would have been my parents’ bumpin’ 84th anniversary! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3697 "2020-08-15T17:46:17Z")
A bump for a sunny Saturday. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3698 "2020-08-15T18:32:18Z")
Maybe where you are, **Spoons**. Here it’s gray, so it’s a grumpy bumpy from me. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3699 "2020-08-15T21:59:17Z")
It’s sunny here too; rain didn’t bump in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3700 "2020-08-16T02:30:14Z")
Mowed today because it’s gonna bumping rain tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3701 "2020-08-16T05:06:38Z")
We could use some bumpin’ rain. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3702 "2020-08-16T06:06:06Z")
Good morning, Starshine! The bump says hello. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3703 "2020-08-16T18:26:56Z")
A bumpin’ rainy day today. With thunder. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=184) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=186)