# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 188
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3744 "2020-08-25T13:15:50Z")
Wouldn’t _dream_ of bumping today. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3745 "2020-08-25T16:39:36Z")
A smokey, smokey bump. My masks smell like smoke. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3746 "2020-08-25T20:34:28Z")
Oh, I can bump today. So there! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2020, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3747 "2020-08-25T22:36:19Z")
Sorry, I can’t bump today. Maybe tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3748 "2020-08-26T01:16:13Z")
To bump the unbumpable thread… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3749 "2020-08-26T04:06:38Z")
Time for another bump, I think. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3750 "2020-08-26T07:26:51Z")
My bumpin’ cat seems to have disappeared tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3751 "2020-08-26T15:48:02Z")
I sure as bumpin’ hope he or she turns up soon! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3752 "2020-08-26T17:27:16Z")
She’s back! Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2020, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3753 "2020-08-26T21:00:36Z")
Bumpin’ cats! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3754 "2020-08-27T01:37:35Z")
Now she won’t bumpin’ leave. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3755 "2020-08-27T02:35:07Z")
Bumpin’ cats. Dogs may have owners, but cats have staff. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3756 "2020-08-27T11:49:41Z")
That’s so bumpin’ true. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3757 "2020-08-27T18:53:09Z")
Missed a day. Almost to the weekend. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3758 "2020-08-27T21:46:53Z")
A pre-weekend bump? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2020, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3759 "2020-08-27T23:19:04Z")
Or a post-hump bump? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3760 "2020-08-28T01:14:09Z")
The city I work for is closed every other Friday. So tomorrow is not a work day. I have now reached my weekend. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2020, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3761 "2020-08-28T01:42:35Z")
Happy bumpin’ weekend, **Yllaria**! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3762 "2020-08-31T14:11:08Z")
Hey, it’s my college friend Tilia’s bumpin’ birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3763 "2020-08-31T17:57:28Z")
Not a bad Monday, so far. Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=187) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=189)