# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/361 "2018-12-13T07:49:21Z")
Don’tcha love legal Latin? Oh, and bump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/362 "2018-12-13T21:04:03Z")
Don’t fuck with me fellas. This ain’t my first time at the bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/363 "2018-12-15T06:18:33Z")
Well, I am bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2018, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/364 "2018-12-15T08:19:58Z")
What the hell. Another bump. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/365 "2018-12-16T21:05:10Z")
There’s no such thing as a bad bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/366 "2018-12-16T21:53:23Z")
This bump’s for you! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/367 "2018-12-17T04:55:15Z")
Christmastime commercials just aren’t the same anymore. I miss those Bumpweiser Clydesdales stepping through the snow on a winter’s night. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/368 "2018-12-17T05:24:19Z")
Bump to the Mountains. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2018, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/369 "2018-12-17T05:54:53Z")
If you’ve ever been to Banff National Park in Alberta, Canada; you’ll notice that Mount Rundle looks like it was bumped into a hunchback position. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2018, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/370 "2018-12-20T08:35:48Z")
Bison have bumps, any of those there? ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/371 "2018-12-21T00:44:20Z")
How would you gentlemen like your steak bumped? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/372 "2018-12-21T01:26:29Z")
Barely bumped. ( I’m a girl, just so you know) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/373 "2018-12-21T05:37:01Z")
Bumped, you say? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/374 "2018-12-21T07:32:43Z")
Yes. Bumped indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/375 "2018-12-21T15:41:28Z")
I thought that’s what you wrote. ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/376 "2018-12-21T23:49:00Z")
Sign you name/Across my bump/I want you to be my baby ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/377 "2018-12-21T23:53:05Z")
Terence Trent D’Bump; nice!! Take a raise out of petty cash. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2018, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/378 "2018-12-21T23:58:47Z")
A petty bump. At best.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/379 "2018-12-22T00:02:23Z")
Well, given the lyrics, it definitely wasn’t a Tom Petty bump. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/380 "2018-12-22T00:45:21Z")
It’s the last bump for MaryJane, though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=20)