# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 191
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3804 "2020-09-08T05:33:06Z")
We’ve got the bumpin’ heat on tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3805 "2020-09-08T13:35:15Z")
69F and slightly bumpin’ cloudy here. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3806 "2020-09-08T14:37:31Z")
Still bumpin’ late Summer weather here. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3807 "2020-09-08T14:54:45Z")
Oww! my elbow! Will someone get that thread outta my way? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3808 "2020-09-08T15:53:29Z")
That sounds bumpin’ humerus. (And where IS that pun thread?) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3809 "2020-09-08T16:56:53Z")
Aren’t they all pun threads? The humerus doesn’t get credit for bending the elbow because it’s a joint effort. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3810 "2020-09-08T19:39:59Z")
The pun thread has been bumped! And now, so has this thread. ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2020, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3811 "2020-09-08T21:16:08Z")
Ooh, a double thread bump. I’m impressed! bump ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3812 "2020-09-09T23:23:50Z")
A hump bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2020, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3813 "2020-09-09T23:34:29Z")
I haven’t bumped yet today, so here we go: Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3814 "2020-09-10T13:24:45Z")
Bump bump de Thursday bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3815 "2020-09-10T15:00:10Z")
Bump a little harder and it’ll be Friday! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3816 "2020-09-10T20:48:37Z")
Bump to a different time zone and you’re already there. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3817 "2020-09-10T22:06:51Z")
Closer to the weekend bump. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2020, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3818 "2020-09-10T22:29:13Z")
Try to remember a bump in September… ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3819 "2020-09-11T07:33:08Z")
Oh, it’s a long, long bump from May to December… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3820 "2020-09-11T14:40:41Z")
Isn’t it an even bumpin’ longer way to Tipperary? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3821 "2020-09-11T18:17:25Z")
And that’s long ago and bumpin’ far away. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3822 "2020-09-12T04:26:10Z")
Made it to the weekend. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3823 "2020-09-12T06:44:04Z")
Yep, same here. Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=190) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=192)