# Don't Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 6, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859 "2018-09-06T04:16:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 192
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3824 "2020-09-13T00:00:20Z")
How can I tell it’s the bumpin’ weekend without looking? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3825 "2020-09-13T01:35:33Z")
Well, go to bed and see if your alarm wakes you up in the morning. If it does, either it’s not the weekend or the alarm is going bumpin’ off for no bumpin’ reason. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3826 "2020-09-13T04:02:44Z")
Can’t stop bumpin’ yawnin’! Soon to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3827 "2020-09-13T04:15:56Z")
Time for another bump, I think. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3828 "2020-09-13T10:42:28Z")
Overdue for a bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3829 "2020-09-13T16:11:43Z")
Bumping? Oh, all right. Just this once. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3830 "2020-09-13T17:54:57Z")
A sunny Sunday bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2020, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3831 "2020-09-13T23:37:46Z")
A dull and overcast Sunday bump here. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3832 "2020-09-14T11:51:34Z")
A nice sunny Monday here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3833 "2020-09-14T14:58:21Z")
Bumpin’ here too! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3834 "2020-09-14T21:37:37Z")
Still dull and overcast. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3835 "2020-09-14T21:40:28Z")
Monday afternoon bump. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2020, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3836 "2020-09-14T22:44:15Z")
Bumping new week. Grump bump. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3837 "2020-09-15T12:45:18Z")
Bumpin’ dogwood leaves are changing color. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3838 "2020-09-15T13:08:39Z")
So cool last night I slept under the bumpin’ comforter. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3839 "2020-09-15T19:29:30Z")
If it’s Tiw’s day, look out for [Garm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garmr). Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3840 "2020-09-15T20:09:31Z")
Ahhh … first bump of the day! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3841 "2020-09-15T20:47:56Z")
September is bumpin’ half over already! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2020, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3842 "2020-09-15T20:58:43Z")
Yep. Where has this year gone? Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2020, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859/3843 "2020-09-16T14:01:57Z")
Ya got me. Bump. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=191) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/dont-bump-this-thread/820859.md?page=193)